The New Horizons spacecraft launched on January 19, 2006 – beginning its odyssey to Pluto and the Kuiper Belt. New Horizons now continues on its unparalleled journey of exploration with the close flyby of a Kuiper Belt object called 2014 MU69 – officially named Arrokoth – on January 1, 2019.



US here, right behind you in a few hours.

Gotta save that stock price somehow. Activate investor bullshit machine.

We are Tandy buddies!

Still looking for an original monitor.

Time to sail the high seas. When they leave no other option...🏴☠️

Kerbal Space Program. Loved KSP1, but still salty about spending $60 on the pre release of KSP2 thinking it would help fund development. Never again. Learned my lesson for sure. Both versions are basically dead now. It was a fun ride while it lasted.

I work at heights a lot, so that may actually be beneficial to my fear of heights.

Have you seen X-Men? That's how you start a global xenophobic war/genocide. Humans suck.

Y2K bug: You are 0 years old now, denied.

Internet sites back in late 90s: "By clicking 'create account', you agwee that u r 18 years or older, pwomise? UwU"
Me at 14: 👍 click

There are two main types of "conservative" now. The old school big truck lovin', god-fearin', beer guzzling, anti-environmentalist yeehaw types, and the "newer" 4chan-posting, edgelording, neckbearded, gamergatin', crypto-lovin' internet troll types that have arose in the last twenty-five years with the proliferation of the Internet. Elon is trying to fit in with the latter.


Nope, stolen from a Telegram group chat, not sure where it's originally from.

That's the static variable in the function sticking around and watching the madness unfold.

Recursion


Bye bye stack was nice knowing you.

Another DEI hire.
They will not be satisfied until the only people allowed to earn a living or have any power are straight white cis men. It's becoming blatantly obvious they don't give a shit about "merit". Woman/minority/LGBT = DEI no matter how they got there. They could have every qualification in the world and it wouldn't be enough to avoid the DEI label.

loose 90% of the games you play as well
It's 2025, not 2007. This is a huge exaggeration. Maybe try it again sometime.

Me: Downloads BARQ
Also me:

"STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS"

I stopped using it regularly several years ago, then I come back to help someone install it and it took me more time than I want to admit to figure out how to make a local account that wasn't attached to a Microsoft cloud account.

I didn't. You're asking the wrong crowd.

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Anybody else remember putting their name into this?
In 2005, NASA had a program that allowed you to enter your name to be placed on a CD-ROM that was to be put on the New Horizons probe to Pluto. I was able to look mine up and still see the certificate.

Some bad code just broke a billion Windows machines

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