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  • US here, right behind you in a few hours.

  • Gotta save that stock price somehow. Activate investor bullshit machine.

  • We are Tandy buddies!

    Still looking for an original monitor.

  • Time to sail the high seas. When they leave no other option...🏴‍☠️

  • Kerbal Space Program. Loved KSP1, but still salty about spending $60 on the pre release of KSP2 thinking it would help fund development. Never again. Learned my lesson for sure. Both versions are basically dead now. It was a fun ride while it lasted.

  • I work at heights a lot, so that may actually be beneficial to my fear of heights.

  • Have you seen X-Men? That's how you start a global xenophobic war/genocide. Humans suck.

  • Y2K bug: You are 0 years old now, denied.

  • Internet sites back in late 90s: "By clicking 'create account', you agwee that u r 18 years or older, pwomise? UwU"

    Me at 14: 👍 click

  • There are two main types of "conservative" now. The old school big truck lovin', god-fearin', beer guzzling, anti-environmentalist yeehaw types, and the "newer" 4chan-posting, edgelording, neckbearded, gamergatin', crypto-lovin' internet troll types that have arose in the last twenty-five years with the proliferation of the Internet. Elon is trying to fit in with the latter.

  • Nope, stolen from a Telegram group chat, not sure where it's originally from.

  • That's the static variable in the function sticking around and watching the madness unfold.

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
    TimeSquirrel @kbin.melroy.org

    Recursion

    Bye bye stack was nice knowing you.

  • Another DEI hire.

    They will not be satisfied until the only people allowed to earn a living or have any power are straight white cis men. It's becoming blatantly obvious they don't give a shit about "merit". Woman/minority/LGBT = DEI no matter how they got there. They could have every qualification in the world and it wouldn't be enough to avoid the DEI label.

  • loose 90% of the games you play as well

    It's 2025, not 2007. This is a huge exaggeration. Maybe try it again sometime.

  • Me: Downloads BARQ

    Also me:

  • I stopped using it regularly several years ago, then I come back to help someone install it and it took me more time than I want to admit to figure out how to make a local account that wasn't attached to a Microsoft cloud account.

  • furry_irl @pawb.social
    TimeSquirrel @kbin.melroy.org

    Grindr_irl (HappyRoadkill)

    [Dormant] moved to [email protected] @lemmy.world
    TimeSquirrel @kbin.melroy.org

    Anybody else remember putting their name into this?

    pluto.jhuapl.edu New Horizons: Interactives

    The New Horizons spacecraft launched on January 19, 2006 – beginning its odyssey to Pluto and the Kuiper Belt. New Horizons now continues on its unparalleled journey of exploration with the close flyby of a Kuiper Belt object called 2014 MU69 – officially named Arrokoth – on January 1, 2019.

    In 2005, NASA had a program that allowed you to enter your name to be placed on a CD-ROM that was to be put on the New Horizons probe to Pluto. I was able to look mine up and still see the certificate.

    Technology @lemmy.world
    TimeSquirrel @kbin.melroy.org

    Some bad code just broke a billion Windows machines