Toilet bowls are for the unfocused and unrefined. I enjoy my toilet champagne flute. It adds pomp, class, and a gentlemanly challenge.

UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE

Dino-Riders? That show was my jam.

Peeling bark off logs for a furniture company, got paid a whole 10 cents a foot :/

It's not worth the money honestly. I just do other people's cocai-

We all have to shit at the same time, that's the trick.

Chat gpt told them to do it

Stamets, my man, every time I see your name you're complaining about the community. You're pining for a time when lemmy was dead AF, if you want a safe space to chill a public internet forum isn't it. I'm sorry you feel miserable but posting memes for strangers was never going to fix that anyway, you probably need to get offline for a while and address why you feel that way.

Case in point: my comment was posted for less than a minute and you've already down voted it lol

ESP (LTD) makes good stuff

Once again on the right side of history.

Today you are learning it's not normal to lock children away with no food or water.

I didn't know Portnoy did anything except pizza reviews. What a tool.

Oh man, if we could fuck up his birthday party I would be so happy.

Swine flu

And anyone wearing a diaper.

Should I leave a note?

Sounds reasonable to me.

My dad is 84 years old and just got himself a new girlfriend. It's fuckin adorable.

Guitar. It's the most fulfilling hobby I've ever picked up. Music is in our genes, letting it out is a fantastic feeling.