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Better than being stuck with five thousand wrappages of yamok sauce

  • You can't exactly replicate live tube grubs or fresh gagh

    • So say we all

  • RIP Garth

    • "His mother did what??"

  • Sadly no, I still watched all 3 seasons...out of morbid curiosity.

    It's time I'll never get back

    • "His mother did what??"

  • S1: We have no idea what we're doing so let's hyper-advance everything

    S2: Well they hated S1 so uh, time travel?

    S3: Well they hated that so uh, let's get the entire crew back together on their ship and find some other convoluted way of bringing back Brent Spiner

    • "His mother did what??"

  • Season 1: Fucking Mass Ef-fucking-fect

    I lost all interest when an admiral dropped an f-torpedo at Picard.

    • ♬ Say it again, y'all ♬

  • A+ on the Hots Shots 2 gif

    • Weirdest Aliens

  • It should have been the mug and an air conditioner

    • If Sisko can be a Captain, Harry can at least be a Lieutenant Commander

  • Acting interim Sr. in Charge of other Ensigns

    • If Sisko can be a Captain, Harry can at least be a Lieutenant Commander

  • Yeah but that timeline, admins all it's mistakes, got wiped out

    • Did someone ask for more Always Sunny crossovers?

  • Hey was gonna find out eventually

    • Maybe the universal translator is malfunctioning

  • It's an outdated saying but still holds meaning. Like these days saying "send the horse to the glue factory". Way back when it was more common since glues were made from horse parts

    • Ouais prepare toi à être assimilé

  • in America

    We're Borg. We're the freest country on the planet so you will assimilate to us, unless you weren't born here in which case git out!

    • Ouais prepare toi à être assimilé

  • Oh look at the space kitty....teelelelelelee

    • It pays the bills

  • Man I wish I still had that custom wallpaper I made forever ago. It was this pic of Wolverine and Punisher, and I added in Deadpool.

    "The very best there is. When you absolutely positively gotta kill every motherfucker in the room...accept no substitutes"

    • It pays the bills

  • They even mentioned sequels a couple times in the movie, it's a running gag

    • He will not succumb for your attempt to provoke an emotional response

  • If this were the TNG crew

    Picard would be flattered

    Riker would bang the photographer

    Data would point out the fallacy as beautiful is generally applied to women while the term handsome would be more appropriate.

    LaForge would jizz in his pants if the photographer was a woman

    Dr. Crusher would be take it as a complement then use it to make Picard jealous

    Troi would reply "I sense deception"

    Worf would be unimpressed but it would bother him for periods of time and love rent free in his head

    Yar would attack the photographer

    • Old habits die hard... giggity

  • She must be fascinated by ancient outdated medical procedures since she had a lot of time for 20th century face lifts

    • Explain how I got here? Not unless everyone gets really cool about a lot of stuff really quickly.

  • Our last cyber security expert just kinda sat back and let the director do all the work and blindly accepted every single recommendation of Fortified...even the stuff that contradicted itself.

    • Design vs. Implementation

  • And the budget...a drawing by a kindergartener

    • White House preparing executive order to abolish the Department of Education

  • So how is Betsy DeVos gonna siphon money for public schools to provide schools?