If they’re Mormons, just stop jumping on the bed.

They are legion. But also week af because “yell at them” is super effective.

Is there something about search engines, as opposed to other online services, that makes you expect them to be free?

I hope this is a joke where you’re calling your two year old child “a guy you live with”.

Congrats on your Nobel prize!

Guest starring 790 as C-3PO’s head

I wish I shared your optimism.

That’s not how the ones from DragonCon swing.

Weirdest wonderseed.

The paper cuts were the best part.

the master archive

Now that’s dedication.

Of course not. It’s just hard to imagine those beliefs being primary motives for his actions.

Golden shower

Jolly

Brits try human brains for first time!

Would this be legally binding, or just usable to say “shame on you for lying, I have proof you’re a liar”? Because I don’t think the latter would work anymore.

Preparing for the battle with Honored Madre Lewinsky.

Before the human begins to decompose, the essence of the pacemaker leaves its plastic housing (the “accidental properties” of the device) and goes to a realm outside of space and time to forever keep the pace of the Great Heart for which it was ultimately created. The human, meanwhile, is eaten by worms.

Everything reminds me of her