I'm sorry but is this really a tip? To find out how much filament you have, you weigh it? Who'd have thought.

He's droppin' fools

Yep, rereading the books now, and the trip to Ilus is 18 months.

Space is too damn big.

Being an adult is saying "It's a bit hectic right now, but next week it's gonna calm down" over and over until you die.

What are you inferring?

My driving instructor told me that you should blink to indicate that you're now going to move when changing lanes (exceptions excluded). So check if you're safe to go, and if you're sure, use the short blink and go.

Different folks, different strokes.

That looks a lot like the tree we have in our garden, and I believe that is a Japanese Cherry.

Are you familiar with the concept of debt?

The hot water tank next to the batteries with a Keep Dry sign, lol

What are the chances of 7 birds doing this thing in a row!

Well, this is actually something ChatGPT is great for:

*Can you generate a list of 20 sentences in the same vein as these two:

What sorcery is this?

Even kings never knew such luxury...*

Absolutely! Here’s a list of 20 sentences in a similar whimsical, dramatic, or regal tone:

1. Is this the work of ancient gods?
2. By the stars, what marvel lies before me?
3. This surely belongs in legend.
4. Not even emperors dreamt of such splendor.
5. What manner of enchantment is this?
6. This defies the very laws of nature!
7. Even the heavens would weep at such beauty.
8. Was this forged in the heart of a dying star?
9. A treasure fit for the halls of Valhalla.
10. This is the stuff of forgotten prophecy.
11. The ancients whispered of wonders like this.
12. Not in a thousand lifetimes could I have imagined it.
13. The bards shall sing of this day.
14. Surely, this was touched by divine hands.
15. The very fabric of reality trembles before it.
16. Even the moon would blush in its presence.
17. This belongs not on earth, but in dreams.
18. A miracle, wrapped in velvet and starlight.
19. What alchemy wrought this wonder?
20. Even time itself must pause to behold it.

Want it to lean more fantasy, sarcastic, poetic, or sci-fi next time?

Tiny like an Ewok?

True

These look like Zoidberg's arachnid cousins.

How are you cooking your pasta? It should be:

1. Wait until water boils
2. Drop in pasta
3. Wait until water boils again, then start the timer

Yeah this isn't "digital games cheaper" but more "physical games more expensive".

That's a Shoggoth, that is!

Plato is absolutely shredded.

Unless you're a concrete salesman, of course.