Awe! He’s doing what me and my SO call “shelfing”. It’s when your cat sits in a way that makes their back have a perfect 90 degree angle, this making a cute little shelf.

Send a picture of him being petted right now or I swear I’m calling CPS to your house!

I just called my local McDonalds to see if they would add AI to my burger. They were pretty rude considering I just turned their whole business model on it’s head. I guess being a tortured genius really does have its drawbacks.