Bald for Bieber
My local branch of the ICE Enforcement and Removal division is not answering calls. It rings and rings without end.
Thank you for the link. It's as if that article was spying on my wife, and I'll share it with her when she wakes. Happy Tuesday!
David Steven Cohen, the head writer, died recently on 15-Mar-2025.
Stop twiddling your thumb
Would @[email protected] please share your thoughts on the response from @[email protected]?
Of course if these ideas were ever put into practice, they'd require the establishment of definitions, scope, parameters, exceptions, consequences, etc.
I think a lot of us understand the spirit of the OP, and you're showing us you aren't on the same page or even opened the book.
Sure, if the offered idea was to abolish every philosophically tangential advertisment, then you'll be the advertisor of reason when we advertise bans on flowers' colors because they advertise to pollinators, or bans on babies' cries because they're advertising their want of nourishment.
They must've swallowed
I read it that way too
First, I'll abolish your milk
Then, I shall abolish your VIRGINITY
Living with 9,5 holes
Hi all! Referencing rule 2 "the entire showerthought should be in the title" I think this one warrants removal but I hate to wipe out good faith interaction in the comments, so I'm locking instead. Please consider resubmitting with a more concise/compliant title, or not. Peace.
And until they behave like nazis, you'd defer to the friendly warning, correct?
Big picture, this is positive news.
That said, I doubt the Admissions and Bursar's offices are isolated from each other.
I see no reason to believe there aren't donors making their feelings known that there is a limit to how far the university can go with this. I'm thinking of the Jurassic Park lawyer smugly saying "We could have a coupon day."
Seems to be 1 player. Too bad, it'd make an awesome 2 player.
Union Dixie
Seconded Party in the CIA!
My man
The big bang left a carcass and we're the maggots.
I knew none of this, so I appreciate both of you.
I knew none of this, so I appreciate both of you.
Uplink supervisor hitting crystal 25m away
It's me.
How is this Amazon ad anything BUT a trick to get a 7 year old child to get their mitts on dad's phone and charge his credit card $13K in two clicks?
No one would start intentionally shopping for a phone priced that high just by looking at this ad. It has to be a more literal clickbait.
UPDATE: I did not consider the currency. The number of responses mentioning currency tells me that's what I overlooked. I am no longer even mildly infuriated and am therfore a liar 😅
Are there artisticly vivid, custom Excel skins?
Today at work my team rolled our eyes at the latest uttering of "This is a living, breathing document." I then joked that maybe we could give the spreadsheet some warts and some hair. That got me thinking - are there skins/mods for Excel that are cartoony and ridiculous? A cursory web search only turns up things that look "professional".
Have y'all seen that nasty skin banana? Doesn't this world have that, but in Excel? I'd like to see each cell have not-so-straight lines, some cells with little bumps/warts here and there, and little gross hairs in the corners. Bonus points if they pulsate. A pivot table could maybe have an appearance like it's protruding out of the sheet, like a cartoon character who swallowed a safe and you can see the big square on their belly. Filtered rows could look like old skin wrinkles. "Excel illustrated by the one(s) responsible for Ren and Stimpy," I guess.
And that's just one