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Snort_Owl [they/them]

@ Snort_Owl @hexbear.net

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  • When the Joker jorks it do you think he says "I'M GONNA JOKE!" when he jokers all over the place?

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  • I’m gonna bjork

  • We need to turn hexbear into a live service

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  • All emotes are now nft’s and we will have a c/trade so you can buy and sell these assets

  • went to the local wallmart but none of the walls in there were purchasable

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  • I went to woolworths but they couldn’t tell me how much wool was worth.

    I went to marks and spencers but there was neither a mark or a spencer.

    I went to poundland but they escorted me out for pounding the land.

    I went to iceland but only mums shop at iceland.

    I went to the coop but it was not a worker coop

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    We need to turn hexbear into a live service

  • Why is there no c/neoliberalism ?

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  • I’m a fed but they don’t pay me enough to care so I shitpost and scroll here all day

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  • I’m salaried there’s no incentive for me to post. Its like I don’t see the fruits of my labour or something.

  • I’m a fed but they don’t pay me enough to care so I shitpost and scroll here all day

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  • Oh yeah yeah you rizz up all the agents at the water cooler and go out for your pub lunch while I sit in the toilets and eat my packed lunch and cry.

    You’ll see, at the next Christmas party you’ll see. I’ll make you regret getting the team to call me “double 0 schnoz”.

    Anyway it was me that keeps stealing your snacks from the fridge.

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    Snort_Owl [they/them] @hexbear.net

    I’m a fed but they don’t pay me enough to care so I shitpost and scroll here all day

  • The average american is 3 missed treats away from perpetrating a mass casualty event

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  • Most americans are already 2/3 missed treats

  • I am not playing Pragmata, not a fan of that type of game, but I hate how g@mers and pedos have ruined it and feel bad for actual fans of the game.

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  • Discourse

  • Fave huge jackedman movie?

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  • I like the one where he goes “its jacking time” and then sperms on the tv

  • Fluxor as discord alternative? Thoughts?

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  • Conversations, monal, gajim. All have their own quirks or missing different parts of the spec but the absolutely worst part of xmpp is waiting ages for it to sync on another device if you hadn’t used it in a while or lose your entire conversation history instead.

    The worst part was sometimes certain people couldn’t download the omemo key for whatever reason or they just wouldn’t receive half of my messages and found it was because their instance just rejected stuff at random but the client didnt tell you that it was only because we were hosting a server we could see comms werent working. Oh and randomly at one point images stopped working for several days. We used it for quite a long time after moving off matrix for similar reasons and it just got untenable after a while. I still prefer it over matrix but it lacks a lot of polish even after all this time.

  • 2+2=5

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  • No thats sam fisher

  • New Evangelion Series Announced

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  • Shinji get in the damn anime

  • Have you considered that I'm just a little guy?

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  • Marx was Engles’s discord kitten

  • So, this WoW expansion is launching soon edit: and blizz is targeted by the BDS campaign so I ain't playing that shit 😎 👉 👉

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  • Absolutely under no circumstances ever support Microsoft or Blizzard. For my wow fix i selfhost azerothcore and play with friends or the bot plugin

  • So, this WoW expansion is launching soon edit: and blizz is targeted by the BDS campaign so I ain't playing that shit 😎 👉 👉

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  • Banning you tomorrow

  • Who here wants to be my discord kitten? Or I guess it would be hexbear kitten.

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  • No I am distinctly funnier

  • Who here wants to be my discord kitten? Or I guess it would be hexbear kitten.

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  • Fluxor as discord alternative? Thoughts?

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  • I used XMPP a bit with some peeps here and it was fun for a short bit but its even worse than matrix honestly cos its so niche and client support is so thin.

  • Fluxor as discord alternative? Thoughts?

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  • Honestly i’ve been enjoying steams group chat functionality thus far and don’t really feel the need to use anything else. But i only use voip to talk to close friends I’m not a big discord server user.

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    Who here wants to be my discord kitten? Or I guess it would be hexbear kitten.

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    If all the men are turning into women and all the women are turning into men then doesnt it balance out? There would be no more men or women than before so whats the problem

  • Games @hexbear.net
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    Oh i love splinter cell oh i love it so oh bring back stealth games i miss them so much

  • chat @hexbear.net
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    How do they do it? How are these launcher so bloody awful?

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    40k orks are based on brits and the evidence is clear

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    I’m culturally vegan

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    Bogos binted

  • music @hexbear.net
    Snort_Owl [they/them] @hexbear.net

    HEALTH - Burn the candles

  • Games @hexbear.net
    Snort_Owl [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Games used to be cool and great before woke turned them all into unreal engine 5 slop

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    Plato? More like Bowlo amirite?

  • Games @hexbear.net
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    Broke my friend out of Helldivers 2 boredom with the superior EDF 4.1

  • chat @hexbear.net
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    Work is sending me over the edge. Corporate jobs are so pointless

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    OOOooOoOoOoOoOoOoooOoOOoOooOooOooOoOooOo vendor software oOoOoOooo vend me a solution to my problems OoOoOoOoOoooO support contracts OoOooOoOoOooOoOo

  • Games @hexbear.net
    Snort_Owl [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Huh

  • Games @hexbear.net
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    Oh how I love my silly little games that nobody thinks about oh how I love them

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    I pooped too close to the sun

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    I could totally fight a bear

  • chat @hexbear.net
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    I know way too many people using LLMs to validate their own batshit thoughts