It's a slice about nothing

As always, the real tips are in the comments

Your parents... live... together? And they... talk to each other?? But that only happens on TV!

If I remember correctly, they say that the rocks in the cavern are merely "the most delicious". So this is really the equivalent of a kid opening the fridge and seeing that they're out of pizza rolls and whining that there's nothing to eat.

First they came for the vanilla, and I said nothing...

Hey I just wanna say it's good to be back! I've been having 196 withdrawals.