


You gotta do it to em

I mean, isn't every day technically an "earth day" unless you're an astronaut on another planet that has a different rotation speed?

I'm no Ostrich expert, but I think that egg is defective if it has yet to hatch in 30 years.
You should get a refund

He sucks Trump's balls because Trump is always right, which is what ALL government officials in the Trump administration do.

That's because you have to have a sense of humour to joke.
This administration isn't joking. They just have a high enough ladder to have everyone see how blatantly racist and disgusting they are

Honestly that's a risk I'm very much willing to take, unless it irritates the bat.
If the bat isn't into it then I can just watch him happily chew

Those puffed up cheeks full of Banana are adorable, I JUST WANT TO PINCH THOSE CHEEKS

Hold my can of beans!

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EDIT: Nice seeing you around buddy!

Spinning in ecstasy, Reagan intended to get us to this point

Absolutely! I'm not in Germany but I hope they can use the US as an example of what not to do and absolutely destroy the AfD before it reaches critical mass.

It's only "not so bad" in America.
'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

Anytime! An opportunity to learn should always be used :)

Honestly I don't blame you given the pictures of them with their teeth out

I thought the same thing so I looked into it! The pacu fish's front teeth aren't flat like ours. They're more like our molars, which serve the same purpose of being used for crushing (so it technically still is convergent evolution)

Can we at least agree that the US's flawed first-past-the-post voting system is THE root cause of people having to vote for the lesser of two evils in the first place?

Just to update, Hollen was able to meet with Garcia a few hours ago, so he is thankfully alive.
This doesn't resolve the main issue of the unjustified deportation, but this at least puts more pressure on the shitty US government to bring home back to his family

Why the fuck would anyone want to travel across the land, searching far and wide?

The krusty krab is the most capitalist place in bikini bottom, why would we be that?

Who do you think gave rise to Bin Laden? It all goes back to the US government's inability to govern

Yeah but to give some form of access to them, they'd need to actually know who's dead and who isn't. Given the overcrowded state of it, and the US's lack of treating people as human, they may have no idea who's still alive.