


Not exactly a pickup line. But at a bondage event I asked this woman if she would like to tie me up. She answered that she was actually looking for someone with tits. I pointed at my ugly manboobs and said that I've got some. And that sealed the deal.
Another event, same woman, same start, I asked her to tie me up. Again she declined, stating the she was waiting to tie up [same first name as me]. Again I just had to point out that I am [first name] and we got on. She literally took my breath away. It was awesome. Ended up double teaming me with another domme.

Always listen to your pussy!

That's what https is supposed to be for. Ok, they might see the IP, but that can be shared.

Well, I did have some lewd sketches made, but I wasn't nude. You can see them here: https://lemmynsfw.com/post/341198
I was the dude that did the ropes.

I love the internet!

I have the big titties as well. Actually helped me hook up with a girl once. She had said that she was actually looking for someone with big titties that day. I pointed out mine and thus sealed the deal.
Biggest rizz moment of my life.

This pussy is genetically engineered to want to be eaten and capable of saying so. Clearly and distinctly.

Harem Hotel, but only as the main character!

Harem Hotel is nice. Sometimes the writing is a little rough but still interesting. The story is not finished though. I think the conclusion is at least two updates away.

I'm not exactly into the mommy/little play but my general feelings towards being dominated should apply. It's just a great way to let go of any responsibility and just relax. And all the while your desired and loved.

Can't wait for Unreal Tournament.

Not me, but I know a bondage instructor who pronounces "bondage" like you would in French.
I think if you're teaching something you should know the pronunciations. Didn't take long to find other stuff wrong with him. My wife and I quickly left and sought our education elsewhere.

It might not be to your liking due to the BDSM-content, but the Sunstone comics are pretty good with consent and very sex positive people. Drama mostly comes from the normal relationships between the characters.
The meta-story is that it is an exaggerated retelling of the protagonists' real lifes and is thus relatively realistic.
Sand in the works

I'm relieved. I thought they were maggots at first. @[email protected] has messed me up.

Water levels are much lower in Europe.
Distractions

MOAR


Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. But, uhhh, where do you think I have butthole problems? They don't even show their butts.

Now I want a visual novel with those characters.

I recently came across Krita's AI plugin. It's pretty easy to install (especially if you have nVidia or ComfyUI already set up). And lets you easily fine tune your images.