🦫: God Dammit!

God: ???

🦫: Fine! I'll do it myself!

I would prefer they liquidate Musk

I would say that at the moment of death, ownership of that person's belongings transfer to the next of kin. By then taking those belongings, you are stealing from the next of kin.

This is why I'm advocating for my company to end its work from home policy. Muting someone in my team who is arguing with me just doesn't have the same gravitas as choking them out.

I started using it before distros were really a thing. I got as far as having something that would boot to a shell, but then since I was 14 I had no idea what I was supposed to do.

Backed off until I bought a Slackware book that came with a CD. Then I had the fun of trying to get X working. Manually entering frequencies for your monitor was scary, because if you got it wrong you could damage the monitor.

Then I had a fun problem of either my modem would work, or my sound card would work, but never both at the same time.

Honestly I never got a system which I could actually use for anything, but I was a kid having fun, and it taught me to not be afraid of the computer.

Huh, I remember Putin also stacking up the armies along the Ukraine border for no valid reason.

I can imagine why. You put a bunch of stuff on a boat now with no tarrifs in place, but by the time the boat reaches American shores the orange shitstain saw the word dei in his alphabet soup and went off the rails again and imposed tarrifs. So now when the shipment lands you suddenly have to pay an extra 150% or have it destroyed.

It could be the Ford Zephyr. Not as big as a Zeppelin, but still pretty big in terms of egos

You mean like, earning money on onlyfans so they can afford to buy food?

Huh, another good reason for sticking with physical money. You can't beat someone with a sock full of bitcoin.

We don't. Our Government pretty much hates the guy.

At least you don't have a drinking problem

With a bar of gold you can crush someone's skull in and steal their food. Try do that with Bitcoin.

If we could somehow vaccinate chickens, I wonder what the anti vaxxers would say. On the one hand they would be eating "potentially mutated and unsafe eggs" on the other hand they would be able to afford eggs.

Yes, but then those US companies will have more money to raise worker wages, right … right?

Maybe because they are thriving democracies. Trump prefers dictatorships. I am surprised to see North Korea on the list. I thought trump loved the little angry munchkin in charge over there.

I heard when Elon played the original Wolfenstein he would kill all the dogs and leave the Nazi soldiers alone. He thought the goal was to collect all the scattered treasure to take to Hitler at the end.

If you really wanted to screw them over, you would infect the blankets with measles vaccine.

Wait until they wrap the blanket around themselves and then jump out from behind the door and shout "haha! You're now immune to measles! Sucker!"

Post credits scene will be fElon taking a seat behind the desk in the oval office.

What if we only get, like, a little bit of measles? Like if I touch someone with measles very quickly. Just enough to get a small non-dangerous amount that is hardly noticeable by me but enough for my immune system to learn to fight it? Is there a possibility that that would work?