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Alex Jones threatens Donald Trump
I'm rooting for the moron.
So uh, hmm. Can I have a hint because, well...gestures vaguely
I'm talking about the one with the incompetent lawyers that publicly embarrassed him in court.
That does not help narrow it down. Can you be more specific?
You mean the bankrupt idiot that keeps slandering people. You know, the fat guy? The one with the culty followers?
Uhm, well... I'm still not following. Another clue?
The one with daddy issues and the substance abuse problem. I don't know how I can make this any more clear.
We’re gonna need a little more to go on…
The one who peddles conspiracy theories and gouges his followers with cheap crap.
Yeah still not narrowed lol, this is crazy.
You know the one who was sued for defamation and lost.
Still ambiguous.
The mean one we’re always seeing in court for lying. You know, the unstable screaming manbaby.
Keep going.…
The one who has had a net negative effect on society as a whole.
Look, you're just gonna have to be more specific.
The mentally ill conman, the one that sells all that cheap crap? The one who always "accidentally" platforms white supremacists and Nazis and then plays dumb about it?! He got kicked off Twitter. He was abusive to his ex-wife. He has a bizarre obsession with Hillary Clinton. He uses his idiot son as a political puppet. He should've been dead of a heart attack a decade ago. Kanye's friend. He keeps losing lawsuits and refusing to pay his settlements. I really don't know how this could be any clearer. THE LOUD FAT ASSHOLE!!!
Yeah, I’m gonna need a bit more info in order to narrow it down.
It's the guy that keeps hanging out with Nick Fuentes, the Nazi semen inspector and catboy fancier. Looks like he smells like shit, keeps losing in court. Come on the one that owes 100s of thousands in law suit judgements The guy who eats like shit but thinks he is the picture of ideal fitness. The unstable conspiracy promoter.
That narrows it down…a bit
A barn for owls is an owl barn.
Is a barn for Barn Owls a Barn Owl barn or a Barn Owl owl barn?
Is a Barn Owl living in such a barn a Barn Owl barn Barn Owl or a Barn Owl owl barn Barn Owl?
Did you see that I can fly?
Maybe if he told us what the plan is we could see it. This plan LOOKS like "destroy EVERYTHING".
They are gonna need a floor drain on his grave cause that's where I'm peeing.
150 drones to kill 4 people?
They should just give up.
Excellent additions, I'll add these, THANKS.
I have to be careful not to insult too many people. This is already 10 up and 6 down. I'm almost in the middle of the road.
Follow the leader.
Auschwitz with social media suppression. Death Camp 2.0
I have Gropenführer. I just didn't put the DER in front. Fixed, THANKS.
So...Instead of becoming a BETTER business, they decided to HIDE the evil business?
This could use some governmental oversight. Oops, wrong government. NEVERMIND.
I get kickbacks now from mouse scroll wheel repairs. My job at FAA fell through due to you know who.
Trump: "Putin May Be Just Tapping Me Along”
Germany Is Now the World’s Leading Democracy
Blue man suit
I gotta make all new cards now.
Apparently being a female has not been working for her.
I suggest that you stop using his name. He gives out pet names constantly to de-humanize his enemies. Pick one of these or use a different one every day.
A loaded adult diaper of belligerence
Adjudicated Serial Rapist (VOTED MOST ACCURATE)
Agent Orange
Agolf Twitler
All in all, it's just a little prick with no Wall
He lives in: Alternative fact land
Ancient Orange
Assholini
Ayatollah Complainy (Thanks Stephen Colbert)
Baron Von Shitzinpantz
Benedict Donald
Blab the Inhaler
Borderline Junius
Borderwall Personality Disorder
Captain Bone Spurs
Captain Capslock
Chainsaw-In-Chief
Chaos in Chief
Cheat Miser "Whatever I touch, starts to melt in my clutch."
Cheddar Cheezus
Cheeto Brain
Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar
Chettolini
Combover Caligula
Commander in Thief
Commander in Tweet
Condom Escapee
Conman-der in chief
Conquistaorange
Coppertone Caligulia
Coup Klux Tan
Current presidential placeholder
Darth Cheetoh
Dementia Don
Diaper Don
Dick a l'Orange
Diet Dr. Putin
Dingus Con
Dipshit Donnie
Disaster in Chief
Dodgin Donny
Dollar Tree Dictator
Don Feloni
Don Poorleone, The Fraudfather
Don the con
Donald “putinsremoved” Trump
Donnie Dumpo
Donnie Thin Skin
Donorrhea of the mouth. A Republican ailment.
Dorito Mussolini
Droolius Geezer
Dumbo Donnie
E Pluribus Dumbdumb
Everlasting Jobstopper
F Elon
Faux prez
Felon (DO NOT USE by order of inmate #P01135809)
Facsimile Fuehrer
Fanta Fascist
Fanta Fuhrer
Fart face von shit stick
Felon 47
Felonious Dump
Fibbernazi Revenger
First lady Donald J. Musk
Fraudfather
GropenFührer
Gulf Of Idiot. Middle name of Of
Hair Farce One
Half off Adolf
His Royal Heelspur
Individual One
Inmate #P01135809
Klanned Karenhood
Lil' Donny Two-Scoops
Lord Feltersnatch
Lord Repugnant of the Fourth Reich
MAGA Teresa
Maga-Lardo
Manchild McTinyhands
Manchurian Cantaloupe
Mango Moron
Mango Mussilini
Mango Unchained
Marmalade Maggot
Marmalade Messiah
Melon Felon
Moscow Marionette
Mrs Donald Putin
MyPillow guy low-budget stunt double
Nectarine Nazi
Ol' Smeller
Old Wack Donald
Orange Caligula
Orange Foolius
Orange Hitler
Orange Judas
Orange Tufted Shit Gibbon
Orange Von Fat Fuck
Orangesama bin G'olfin
Orangutan
Papaya Pinochet
Payless Putin
Pervert Hoover
Pumpkin pol pot
Pumpkin Pustule
Pumpkin Spice Palpatine
Putin’s Puppet
Scammer in Chief
Sleepy Donzales
Super Callous Fragile Ego Extra Douchey Rapist
Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist NAZI POTUS
Tang the Conqueror
Tangerine Palpatine "Let the hate flow through you. Feel the power of the covfefe side of the farce!'
Tangerine Palpatine
Tangerine Skidmark
Tangerine Turd
Tangerine Tyrant
The Count of Mostly Crisco
The Fanta Menace
The Melon Felon
The Quicker, Thicker F***er Upper
The Slob Father
The Village People's Idiot
Theme song: I Shot the Tariff
Theme song: Tsar Spangled Banner
Toxic Revenger
Trumpaloompa
Trumplethinskin
Trumpty Dumpty
Velveeta Voldemort
X‘s Diaper
To be fair, he wasn't there for the Pope.
It's a PR game, why do you think he wore BLUE when everyone else wore black?
They want YOU to return to the office because they don't want you to know how easy it is to work remotely.
He's gonna work remotely.
In this situation we get to see what is more important, the "Rule of Law" or "Orange Man Talking".
I got my fingers crossed, holding my breath.
Like I'm gonna believe anything he says. This guy was able to hide his own Easter Eggs from himself.
If America saw what America was doing to America, then America would invade America to liberate America.