That quote goes hard for no reason

Your mother and I are getting divorced

Imagine wanting to be a cat petson

Wait i thought that was only a shit post... I gotta google something real quick

Edit: google (or rather brave search) says hes not dead

Almost had me there

Well he's not picky

Unter Uns ඞ

Here in germany that's the norm. It's unusual to get paid in other timeframes

So will my life improve if i right you?

Oddly enough the part that made me most uncomfortable is temperature regulation as that would imply sweating

Back in my dsy we only had non programmable computers. Wanted to make the computer do something? You had to specifically build in the function. And that worked JUST FINE

Well zygist didn't work before so i thing the did change something, wich is also likely cause it seems like they redid the whole app

gay hentai

That's called yaoi if you may

Only post images as ASCII art

My bank app had this and i had to go through quite a lot of hoops. Then i didn't have root for a while (new phone) and when i got root again i also only needed to enable zygist for it to work. So i guess they changed it?

I understand this was a pun but its autobots vs decepticons 😞

That's another american/british English thing

Thank you for your input uhh 🧐 SatansMagottyCumFart

I just shit my pants with ease. You sound real dumb right now.

If i got that message i'd walk a few cm Taller