Is your porch under water ?
They told me when I was a kid: If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
“Don’t ask, don’t tell.”
Were they not down to be mothers?
This is severely moronic.
At this point Watergate seems like a disagreement about cookies.
Why did I read this and my inner voice had a whistling tooth on the S’s?
No really! Just yesterday I heard my 75yo relative say her whole Facebook feed is “just all AI.” We didn’t really explore the topic, though.
God willing
For when you need to convey grain from this part of the field to that part of the field.
“Thank you for your attention to this matter” is how they sign all of their fascistic orders. They think it’s all funny. I promise you they’re laughing at all this shit.
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Russians whisper this shit into their pea brains and they believe it. They think these ideas are their own. It works on normies and it works on high-status people as well.
Viewers…like ME?!?!
In the year 1927. Oh sorry. Nevermind
Then use your fucking power
John Oliver’s episode in undersea mining is highly informative. I recommend it.
Bernie is touring with AOC for a reason. He’s demonstrating the next leader now. She’s already here.

CTA fails us again


Are we supposed to slip onto the tracks and just grab onto the train? Is it safe for us to ride to work clutching the windshield wipers? How much does salt cost? What’s Dorval Carter’s salary again? Will dignity ever return to the CTA? Should we use one of the hollowed-out insane screaming passengers as a sled? Who has salt? When does accountability happen?