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  • You take the red pill, you wake up to the real world.

    You take the blue pill, you keep dreaming.

    You take the green pill, you just get to… try reality out?

  • Look, just take this pill.

  • Yeah, but... but... like, but... if you just explain it, you'll put people off. You've got to get them to install it first so that they get hooked.

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    Unfortunately, no-one can be told what Linux is. You have to install it for yourself.

  • It's a very precise shot on Khan.

  • He's alone now!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    The Picard

  • Thanks.

  • Yes, I think so. I found that speaking the words aloud was a very good measure of the quality of the writing.

  • Yes, I had to improv words here and there.

    It was fantasy horror. A very short story featuring some strange occurrences. I wanted to unsettle the other members of the group with what I was saying.

  • Yes, thanks. I had to improv the end though.

  • Story for a local writer’s group.

  • Thanks. I’m waiting for an assessment, as it happens.

  • Thanks.

  • ADHD @lemmy.world

    Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I announce to you today that I once again left the task to the last minute.

  • NICE_TRY.bat

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    linux.exe

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Ashes to ashes, pot roast to pot roast

  • Plot twist: this was a work computer.

  • You might have trouble using a stand as a utensil.

  • It’s treason then.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Maximum Efficiency (TM)

  • It's a bit of a danger, but I suppose the cat would jump, yes.

  • Save the cat and let the painting be destroyed. Yes, it’s a tragic loss of a famous painting, but I couldn’t stand to see a cat be killed like that.

  • Can’t you just move it port-wards?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    The Line in the Carpet

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    🐧🏴‍☠️

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    S2E23

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Harry Potter and the House Mix-Up

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    How quickly could he do it? Y’know… clear out the meatbags?

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    cd 1338-ad

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    She single?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Deathmatch. Who's... uh, "walking" away?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    The Spock Code

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    If you really squashed them in there, how many Worfs could you fit inside a Galaxy-class starship? Asking for my graduate dissertation for Starfleet Academy.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Ceiling Picard

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    If the Enterprise-D "went pirate" in the Neutral Zone and started pillaging helpless alien worlds, how long would it take for the Federation or the Klingons or Romulans or someone to stop them?

  • Final Fantasy @lemmy.ml

    After the loss of the Shiva, its fleet, most Judge Magisters, Bahamut, Vayne and the Dalmascan occupation, won't the Rozarrians take advantage?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Advanced hand-to-hand combat