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ProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]

@ ProgAimerGirl @hexbear.net

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2 yr. ago

the name would have been EstradiolValorant... but i don't play valorant

baby trans girl figuring it out - pfp is the gamer girl from nash romi's comic 'gamer girl'

  • $15/hr

    i'll serve crack before i serve this country (obligatory)

  • finally, we've created the Gambling on Nukes Machine from classic sci-fi cautionary tale, "don't build the Gambling on Nukes Machine"

  • we are getting a class action together to sue hexbear for one ten hundred thousand million billion trillion dollars

  • try "so"

    or if you are feeling uncharitable, "obviously"

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    205 Good Gateway

  • i don't see any bullet holes or shrapnel marks, do you?

    did they scramble its signal to bring it down? is iran running drone jammers we don't know about?

    if they got lucky and it's not that, it's still really bad for the US, iran will definitely get a lot out of stripping this thing down and seeing what makes it tick

    otoh, if they DO have effective drone jamming... the US military makes up for the shortfall of trained pilots (a problem of expense and scarcity of talent) by using these things en masse... if that's no longer reliable then strike missions will increasingly have to be flown by pilots we don't have, at cost and maximum risk to loss of assets and loss of life (because you never send one piloted aircraft, but you nearly always send one and only one drone)

  • i started trying to diagram this math problem and got as far as one north korea is worth negative 1/49th of a death to america before i remembered how lazy i am

  • clean the mud off your boobs before you come inside

  • kalshi refuses to pay out bets on "exploding" dubai waterfronts due to confusion of terms

  • i didn't get to bed yet, y'all get ONE

    this is the relief map of iran, showing 90% of the country safely tucked away behind mountain ranges that give the swiss alps a run for their money.

    there will not be boots on the ground. alternatively, there WILL be boots on the ground, and it will be very funny

    BED

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus

    jonathanlarsen.substack.com /p/us-troops-were-told-iran-war-is-for
  • you'll be finding out very soon

    ah wait hold on a sec; that's a New York Answer right there. proper retorts include "yeah, yeah" and "ah, fugheddaboutit'

  • as opposed to what we have... now... uhhhhhhhh

  • was evolving higher cognition before locking down the brain stem a mistake?

  • love a spritz of roundup on my beef tallow fries

  • right wing 'political scientist' and online personality. he's written for the times, the post, the atlantic, etc.

    he sucks in more ways, read his wiki entry if you want details on his racist pseudonymous writings as Richard Hoste in the 2010s

  • how many of these extreme statements of nearsightedness can we get, we got fetterman and hanania, we need seven more for a 2026 mission accomplished alignment chart

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    oh! ok. hadn't realized...

  • lmao we asked for a ceasefire

    get fucked america, boil in it

  • wow, you weren't kidding

  • has anybody searched the epstein files for incel/gamergate.... bobby kotick talking about mtx as childhood currency indoctrination feels like it could be the tip of an iceberg

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Sen. Ron Wyden, member of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, sends an Unclassified Letter to John Ratcliffe, Director of the CIA

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    BOATSTUCK 2026

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    the years

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Turning and Turning in the Widening Gyre; The Hamburger Cannot Hear the Helper

  • copypasta @hexbear.net

    navy seal pasta but it's fucking RAW

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    dear stonks-type hexbears: remember your investment rules this holiday season!

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Sandwich Guy is on trial today and it's the best bit you've seen all week

  • Comics @hexbear.net

    hell yes fuck yes

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Salvation Army apparently feeding cops pizza during ongoing protests near Chicago ICE Detention Center, Broadview IL

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    how does the adhd manifest in your daily life (vs. No It Won't)

  • Games @hexbear.net

    The Legend of Shitpost

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    "I dump rich friends who make more than $200 a month - i just can't relate"

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Y'all the Rapture is CANCELLED...

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Jimmy Back Lmao

    archive.ph /YNsJg
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    who wants to guess how this Bernie statement calling it a genocide starts?

    www.sanders.senate.gov /op-eds/it-is-genocide/
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    so the senate GOP just nuked the filibuster

    web.archive.org /web/20250911213504/https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/senate-republicans-nuclear-option-change-rules-trump-nominees-rcna230565
  • badposting @hexbear.net

    y'all are laughing now but in twenty years we'll have charlie kirk shot in the throat while spewing transphobia reenactment day parades