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  • Goatse

    • Banker At US Firm Hospitalised With Pancreatic Failure After 110-Hour Workweek

  • I can barely manage 40 hours.

    • I mean, it was very nice, but the menu specifically said 'mushrooms' not '1/4 of a mushroom'. Edit: I did decline the beans and half a fried tomato, so it's not as bad as it might seem.

  • Declined the beans and tomatoes?????????? ?????

    ????

    • Unfortunately happens too often I think

  • My dog usually prefers fetch in the backyard. I always give her the option of either. Sometimes she'll go for the walk and then turn around after 5 minutes to go home and play.

    • "But I'm le tired..."

  • My short haired dog loves to lay on the concrete in the sun when it's 40C.

    • Pedro Pascal Calls For Boycott of HBO's Upcoming $2 Billion ‘Harry Potter' Series — World of Reel

  • Dafuq

    • I'm not sure that this is truly so unpopular.

  • That actually makes a lot of sense. Like the panic that occurs when layoffs happen.

    • More than 80% of the world’s reefs hit by bleaching after worst global event on record

  • We're in for 4-10C (highest probability at 6C) of warming. Where's the hope?

    • German teens denied entry to US for traveling ‘under false pretenses’ and ‘intended to work’: Border Patrol

  • Ah yeah, that's fair.

    • German teens denied entry to US for traveling ‘under false pretenses’ and ‘intended to work’: Border Patrol

  • Why would anybody travel to that shithole country?

    • The window for a convincing UFO video has closed

  • Why aren't you wearing your flair?

    • I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every time they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device tells me I'm not a man

  • Most people wear shoes that are too small.

    • America's struggling wine industry is getting crushed by global tariffs and Canada's retaliation to them

  • It has alcohol in it, so religious fundamentalists that say alcohol is evil and eat fried rice are being hypocritical. Same goes for a lot of products, alcohol is everywhere and helps add flavor to a lot of foods.

    Unless the original commenter was referring to the negative societal impacts of excessive alcohol consumption and alcoholism, but they didn't clarify.

    • America's struggling wine industry is getting crushed by global tariffs and Canada's retaliation to them

  • eViL

    Hope you don't consume soy sauce.

    • Do it

  • Axiomatic dematerialization in my ass.

    • Suggestions for mouse only games?

  • Get a giant D-pad for one of your feet to use for wasd

    • Nightmare fuel

  • That's always terrifying

    • Cultural assimilation

  • Don't be so sure about that one.

    • Does anyone have ideas for cable management here?

  • See! Just keep the lights off.

    • Does anyone have ideas for cable management here?

  • Looks fine to me.