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I wish I could vote early but I don't meet any of the categories. I want to do my democracy now!

In a literal sense it's any one of these things: some noisy birds, my alarm, a plane flying low or loudly, my partner going outside for a cigarette. In a non literal sense it's a kind of strength and persistence of attitude which propels my life force ever onwards despite the efforts of my detractors lol.

Really? Lol Jesus Christ. I'm starting to think all political advertising should be illegal, I'm over it this election. Those Trumpets and Liberals ads have caused me to change the work radio station.

We had that one too. Had...

Public health warning, although I fear it may be too late..

Save yourselves! These eggs are crack. NOBODY in this house has been able to stop at one bag!

That is incredible footage

If they're not processing contributions, maybe I should tell the boss to just hang on to the money for a few months until this process is finished? 🤔

I need to practise it more, but it reaches a point with me where it becomes a grim, serious exercise and I stop enjoying it. Think I'll stick to Ludo lol.

It never stops! Shakes fist

Wow they're growing so fast!

Scrabble frustrates me. I consider myself to be an articulate person with a reasonable vocabulary, but I routinely fail dismally where Scrabble is concerned 🤔

I've been taking advantage of the windy hot weather to tackle Mt Washmore. I've also just made a Bolognese. What else did I do today? Oh yeah I learnt to play Ludo, which turns out to be Miniest's favourite game. I can see why, I have to admit I kind of liked it. I'll have to have another match this evening after dinner.

Yum!

9/10 and I may never live up to this again. Stupid Hollywood heartthrobs. I've only heard of one on that list!

Not the shit kitchen place is it?

screams in trying to open drawers also does the dishwasher door open to where the pantry door also opens? I can't tell what that door is. It's the "I don't care because I'm not going to live here" kitchen.

Party is over and I bought way too much food and soft drink, but it won't go to waste around here I guess. Miniest's friends are all funny and nice little girls with nice mums, but I didn't get a chance to talk to them much.

We've got lots of games like various Uno ones, Throw Throw Avocado, Throw Throw Burrito, Exploding Kittens, What Do You Meme, the hit each other with fake swords one and stuff like that. I like good old fashioned monopoly but nobody else is interested. There's a heap I haven't looked at in ages, I probably should.

It's on my watch list!