This is gonna sound silly, but dishwasher. I got a small one only this year after many, many years of being the dishwasher (and not cooking as much as a result). But since getting a dishwasher, I've been cooking loads. It's genuinely amazing the difference it makes, knowing that you don't have to leave a big pile of stuff to clean up later every time you cook. I can even put my whole air fryer basket in there!

Plus it uses a controlled amount of water for the whole load so you aren't running the tap constantly and wasting water.

I'm sorry comrade. These people are pathetic and I wish them nothing but misery.

Yeah, I'm sick of it. I've even heard this shit irl. And when people tell me something is woke, all I have to say is: Great! I love it! Please make everything woke and DEI, I love to see gamers angry and miserable.

And don't forget to bring up AC Shadows not flopping to really boil their blood.