Deutschlands jüngster Achtzigjähriger halt
Soziale Gerechtigkeit war ihm ja durchaus ein Anliegen
Yeah. I grew up near one of Germany's largest open-pit lignite mines. Had a tour of the mighty Bagger 293 as a kid and was allowed to touch some coal.
I'm going to give you the only name you spelled right on this list! Max Power
Grand Moff Tarkin's economic policy was very effective
You can make the command line meming tool even more obscure: echo "How CLI memers look at GUI memers" | convert -background transparent -fill black -font Liberation-Sans -pointsize 24 label:@- twilight-snobs.png -gravity center -composite jpeg:- | curl -F "file=@-;filename=meme.jpg" "$(sed -n 's/^UPLOAD_URL=//p' config.env)"
The little aquatic drone that could
Are we sure we're doing Ea-Nasir justice? Perhaps he was a perfectly fine copper salesman but had a weird and totally unhinged customer review (or complaint) he found funny displayed in his home.
The joy of finding an interesting gap in the literature
Back in the day you could afford both med school and running an elaborate murder hotel with some gruesome custom made contraptions. Now you can't even afford a simple murder house. What has come of this country.
With my first prepaid phone in Germany texts did cost 0.49 € per text. So I did not use them super often. Years later around 2011 that price had decreased to 0.15€ and I was texting friends a lot during uni. Around the same time me and my friends got our first smartphones with contracts for 30-40€ per month that included a small bit of data (below 1Gb). Texts still did cost 0.15€, but the data for a WhatsApp message was in the low kilobytes. So a lot of people switched to WhatsApp
And my palantír barely has any cell connection
"Coked-up Dracula playing poker" could actually work
Wahrscheinlich sind diese Anreize bei einer Spanne von 4ct zwischen Minimal und Maximalstundenlohn eher zweitrangig.
That's in Mali. Old Timbuktu manuscripts from one of the oldest universities in the Islamic world
The Buddhas of Bamiyan are the extreme case, where the local rulers destroyed cultural heritage. There are also some items that can not reasonably been repatriated. But there are hundereds of items from Greece, Turkey, Egypt or reltively stable former colonies in museums in Western Europe. And then even famous institutions like the British museum manage to loose precious items.
Have you ever asked yourself why some priceless artifacts from far away places are in your country
I'll take a more innocent name for my research like the NMR people who created the Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy
Bigfoot is real. The only problem is he's no cryptid monkey or something but only a very unkempt hairy and fat Reddit mod. He also has a post history about his cum tree.
Shitty-Drawing LoRA enters the chat
This is the one true template for this sort of meme
Comes with "prime sameday delivery" of certain nuclear annihilation
Wie heißt den die Kohlmeise eigentlich nochmal auf angelschächsisch? Da könnte man auch ein Bildwitz über ein schönes Paar Kohlmeisen machen.
Let's name our evil character Darth Evilus or something
In Grimm-Märchen wird der despotische Adel leider eher selten auf diese drastische Weise von seinem Posten abgelöst. Der klare französische Schnitt mit der Geschichte ist also scheinbar noch nicht in den Grimm-Märchen angekommen.
Oh wunderbar! Kirschlorbeer ist eine ekelhafte Scheißpflanze und ich bin froh, dass die Schweizer die verbieten. Ich habe vor Jahren mal bei meinen Eltern eine große Kirschlorbeerhecke herausgerissen um da andere Pflanzen stattdessen zu setzen. Dabei sind zwei Spaten zu Bruch gegangen. Seitdem hasse ich diese schädliche Neophyte mit dem widerlichen Wurzelwerk.
Yep, I was one of only roughly 15% of men in my cohort that had to do conscription or civilian service after leaving high school. The rest did gap years or did go to university directly. This was generally considered to be unfair. This is why now a "Allgemeine Dienstpflicht" is discussed by politicians, where everyone has to do some service to society for a year, but can freely decide whether it is military os civilian service.
Ah, gut zu wissen. Ich habe es von einem Imageboard gestohlen.