That second guy is one fart away from a public nudity charge.
I definitely need to get a new car. I’ve kept mine running as well as I could and it’s almost old enough to vote but it’s reaching the end of its life. I’d do without one if I could but it’s a necessity and I try to drive as little as possible. I always go Subaru so that’s an import and I’m sure if I wait it’ll be wholly unaffordable. I need to replace some of my electronics repair kit so I can fix what I have when possible.
Saw a guy eating Chinese from a takeaway carton with chopsticks while driving over a bridge once. It was mildly terrifying. Carton in one hand, chopsticks in the other.
The closing credits for ALF.
Washington DC. Aside from the obvious, just trying to drive into DC makes you think that perhaps you could get off on a technicality or plead insanity.
Came for Skroob and was not disappointed.
Thank fucking Christ he’s old and will be dead soon. That’s all I’m holding onto right now.
Well I haven’t experienced this level of disappointment since childhood.
Well that’s enough internet for me today.
Why in the hell is it always toilet paper?
That’s a fair assessment. However, I personally, am at my limit of awful things I’m able to carry around with me currently. Best I can muster is a “fuck this silly hat wearing asshole” at present.
Ah well good thing I don’t particularly give a shit what some guy in an (admittedly) awesome party hat thinks about me, as a vagina owner.
I refer to him as, “Voldemort lookin’ motherfucker”
Honestly, they’ve become my uniform. Comfort - ✔️ Full range of motion - ✔️ Full coverage - ✔️
High waist compression leggings are my go-to. Even when I’m cycling you can’t see the top of whatever underwear I chose to wear that day.
I make things in my spare time so I don’t tell people to go to hell during my work time. These things are not quite the same.
I didn’t realize Siri and the cats were conspiring. Yesterday I went into the living room to investigate a ruckus and found one of my cats sitting on the couch while the home pod in the window sill was playing Mumford and Sons.
That, uh, was definitely a hard ‘r’ there. Jesus Christ.
Got a clear day on Pike’s Peak today.
14,115 feet skyward. Also some tourists puked from the altitude.
Afternoon drive
Took a drive through Cascade, CO and up to the summit of Pike’s Peak. This was taken after we all got kicked off the summit because May blizzard. Squiggle is road.
I’ve run out of ideas so I’m asking you. How do you stop your runny nose?
I caught a hell of a cold two weeks ago and it seems to have passed except for this Niagara Falls tier runny nose. I’ve succumbed to desperation and have just been walking around with a nose tampon. Lemmy, how do you treat your runny nose??
All plans are officially cancelled
Abaddon and Apocalypse have cleared my calendar.
So this is how I die
How long can a human go without water?
Guess it belongs to the cat now
My teenager is going to have to resign himself to the fact that this is Apocalypse’s chair now.
Thought I had a Not My Cat get in the house
It’s just Abby after playing in the fireplace. 😑