Fine. The 5 P's

One of those circumstances where I would complain and demand extra mushrooms, if I werent 99% certain they'd spit or wipe their bumcrack on the second mushroom

Nope. The three P's; Poo, Piss and Paper are the only things that should be flushed.

And even then, only bog paper. Not tissues or magazines or owt

If you can remember how to disable this, please let me know

Had no idea about the US nukes. We're going to be Russia's first target, aren't we :'(

Reading LHOD at the moment! About half way through. Really interesting concepts

Good answer. Will have to check that out (only read Earthsea so far)

Pic unrelated. Apparently I had to add one before posting so this is just the latest pic I was sent.

So... by giggling at farts I'm not masculine? :(

I remember back when it used to be full of experts or professionals talking educated sense about things. Then I noticed the general standard dropping down to about my level of intelligence/knowledge - which is not great - and then sinking ever lower to the point it's barely worth reading anymore.

Similar thing with Quora.

Sometimes, keeping things elitist is good.

Clever way to get a free advert on the beeb

Is it consistent though? Are all Chinese goods subject to the same refusal, or just planet-saving ones?

Or just start talking in cockney rhyming slang; but making stuff up. That'll Margaret Cho them off the Clark Kent

I think what this shows is that the idea of communism attracts the worst type of people as leaders. They enjoy being in charge of everything about a country, and/or can't believe people don't act the way communist theory says they would act under communism, so kill them for being corrupt traitors in order to fix the system.

Apparently about 70% as pleasurable and addictive as Cocaine.

Is it really down to shareholder demand though? I've a suspicion that it goes a bit higher than that.

That's the annoying thing... I had a feeling about 5+ years ago you could buy them discontinued at the supermarket itself the week after easter. Nowadays it seems they get rid of the entire stock at midnight on Sunday

I don't think it was the message of love that did it, more the implied message of "Jews are no longer the only people with the right to heaven and god - everyone is"

The Jewish people who saw the value/truth of this message became Christians. The ones who didn't like the idea of not being The Chosen Folk anymore were the ones who called him a heretic

Had a neighbour who would shout and cheer at the telly when the footie was on, as if he was actually there at the match, or at least in company. He wasn't. Watched it alone. I found the whole thing kind of sad, and annoying.

Meanwhile, my neighbours heard about 30 seconds of me shouting shit & fuck in the garden the other day, as I missed a step, broke a metatarsal and rolled my ankle.

Same, but probably Eye-ther most commonly for me. From South east.

For some reason EE-ther puts me in mind of the west country