It's a robot reading a book of arcane knowledge you degenerate

I have no idea what this means

Can it run Crysis?

Which instance? I can see the b word in the original comment but yours literally says "removed" like, "taken away".

Yes if you go to 20 years ago

Where can I get ranch flavored cig filters?

If you just do the side quests before progressing the main quests you should have no problem progressing in any borderlands game. You should never have to go farm unremarkable areas that don't have side quests.

53 hours sober. Longest I've gone in a long, long time. Never posted here or the other place before but I'm really going to try this time.

You could significantly increase productivity by sticking the straw through the hot dog first and then slicing.

What an obscure piece of knowledge you hold. I want one.

White Wine in the Sun is a beautifully, refreshingly different Christmas song.

Not Perfect is another awesome non-funny song.

Rock & Roll Nerd is borderline humor but another absolutely amazing song thar doesn't stress the comedy.

There is nothing between a melt and a grilled cheese. It's one or the other. Or neither. I'm bringing this argument back.

You take that back

I don't hate the planet. I hate my future grandchildren. I have to make sure they suffer.

I have no snout yet I must oink.

Why is that even a thing? It's a dryer. I want it dry. It's not called a damper.

Recreational sports should have no boundaries. When you get into professional sports, the topic becomes a lot more dicey.

There are Americans who own chickens and Americans who've never touched one. It's a big country. This post applies mostly to city folk.

You don't have to refrigerate plums. If you leave them out you're more likely to pass by them and go "oh hey plums" and bam.

I do that with my dishes too