Come on!

She’s really very sick and needs an intervention. The filtering is outrageous and the reverse-aging makes her look ridiculous. Doesn’t she ever wonder why she doesn’t have any friends who have kids the same age as her older ones? I made some of my best friendships when my kids were little and we’d all hang out together or just clicking with someone while waiting for the kids after school. Her constant posting shows everyone how the life she’s chosen to live is so empty and shallow. No one should be jealous or look at her as being aspirational. She’s a cautionary tale.

Do you think those are 700 real people hitting unfollow or did a bot buy expire?

We also know Papa P picks up the slack and drives J places after his birthday post

I feel so badly for her children.

Her life is just one performance after another and this week she was playing the role of mother with a callback to her role as SI swim suit model. To join the two she added a little story about how she was on the phone telling her daughter she had made the cheer team right before she walked down the runway. To add colour to the story and make her extra special she recounted how her good friend, the famous model, was astounded how she juggles it all! 🤮

Set up a camera and then pretend you’re not your daughter’s mother but her playmate. I wonder what happens when she stops recording? It’s time for a nap. L has to be quiet so Birdie can scroll her phone and talk to her followers about how grateful she is for this time? This woman is, once again, making other moms feel they aren’t doing enough for their kid since they can’t take them on individual trips. I want moms to know the best 1:1 times come throughout the day - time in the car, a conversation while they are having a snack, getting them to help fold some laundry and you can have a chat. The best moments aren’t manufactured but come when you pay attention to your child every day and it isn’t some big event!

We also haven’t seen any FaceTiming Shame content!

She competes with her daughters and it’s disgusting! Let’s take a minute and think about all the opportunities that came her way after that life goal was achieved. I’m drawing a complete blank! In fact it seems she’s had fewer paying jobs during the last 12 months.

Do you think they’re all at the same hotel and Birdie is doing her best to avoid them?

You’re right! All kids want and need is time and attention from their parents to thrive. It’s no wonder this child has so many imaginary friends since she always sees her mother just talking to the phone. It broke my heart a little bit in the story where Birdie says a follower decoded something L said and it, of course, relates back to a movie. She’s being raised by screens.

It doesn’t look comfortable or cute!

Do you remember when L was a baby and she used to say she was “touched out” and handed her off to everyone else? That told the tale. It was her last baby and wrote all sorts of toilet poetry about it but really didn’t want her around too much.

Not as skinny today!

Did you see where a follower suggested the animals are telling her their names? They are all fucked up!

I bet she falls asleep with her hand on Nana all the time. This poor little girl isn’t going to know what’s going on when they get home and her Mama doesn’t need her anymore and puts her back on the shelf.

Why is it such a big deal that she fell asleep with her hand on her mom? Kids do this all the time and this is her 4th. She’s acting like some first time mother off on an adventure.

She says she has a sunburn because she didn’t ask anyone to help her apply it to her back while she was at the pool for 3/4 hours yesterday. How has she made it to 40?

I don’t know why they can’t see it. I have a 2-yr-old in my sphere who has a better vocabulary but she’s been spoken to all her life like she’s a real human being!

This is why L was suddenly made part of the trip - S can’t be alone