I like the bit where he backflips all over the place and makes his talking points up on the spot then walks them back. Then random party members say the quite bits out loud and further undermine his backflips. Also the bit where he causes international incidents.
Back on track to the Morrison train wreck.
Remember when Dutton was “ beating the drums of war” with China when he was defence minister before the last election?
The blokes a lunatic
Breaking with the US will be painful for Australia in many ways – but it’s inevitable | John Quiggin
Just tax their(and all international) company earnings in Australia properly and put proper royalties on gas and mineral exports.
He looks very old
Trumpity dumpity promised a wall Trumpity dumpity caused shares to fall All Elon’s teslas and all of Elons yen Couldn’t put Trumpity together again
If they kicked that half baked cooker moron Malcom Roberts out of parliament I would be so happy!
It’s bizarre he just seems to be letting rip with half formed brain farts.
At the moment their policy’s seem to be
Hi I’m Peter Dutton Elect us We will raise your tax We will cut your services We will cut your jobs And also force you to stop working from home despite your legally binding EBAS We will use your taxes to build nuclear power No we don’t have a plan for nuclear waste Albo wanted money on his election promise to have a referendum on the voice it was a terrible waste of money. Also we want to do the same thing on an even less important issue that will affect maybe 2 people a year We will also break the gas companies export contracts for undisclosed billions of dollars while also wrecking the water table in the east coast by fracking But it’s all ok because the bosses can have boozy tax payer funded lunches Also by the way I’m not a monster
Seems legit.
This is actually a major achievement… Quite the contrast here between Australian government doing all it can to support education of its people and the Trump administration doing everything in its power yo destroy it.
Might be time to go full DILLIGAF
Can we fuck “woke” off as well? What a stupid yank load of bollocks.
Now go somewhere else on the Russian border and take that bit.

You know, I’m starting to think you can’t trust this guy.
It’s the unseen bean that gets you.
Delicious deep Bean lore…

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Dutton confirms he does hold a champagne flute.
The Trump crash. Followed by the great Trump depression.
Australia nearly made it out of the woods… Inflation down , interest rates dropping , low unemployment real wages up and economic growth even a couple of surpluses just for giggles.
Then, somehow, Orangestain returned.

Dodgy cunt does dodgy shit
Dutton is as Dutton does
Yes
Eggs.
He is weak as piss.
He didn’t show up for the Australian of the year awards.
Just handed over the Pacific Islands to China.

AFL great fighting motor neurone disease Neale Daniher named Australian of the Year for 2025
The Australian of the Year for 2025 is Neale Daniher, while the co-founders of social enterprise Cafe Stepping Stone are jointly named Local Heroes, a chemistry researcher is named Young Australian of the Year and the co-founder of Wheelchairs for Kids is Senior Australian of the Year.
A worthy recipient of Australian of the year and a great warrior in the fight against the beast that is MND ( also known as ALS)

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Because of the implication.

Don't you want to see Gandalfs Staff?

Environmentalists say Tasmania's tall trees could become a major tourism drawcard like California's redwoods, but pot-holed winding roads and rough tracks make them hard to access.

Tolkien’s walk in ancient Tasmanian rainforests just went on the bucket list. You can only see it now in its reserve because of a tree sit in to save it from loggers.

You probably pay more tax than him as well...

“People got paid a lot to do not too much during COVID”, said the man who got paid a lot to do literally nothing two decades ago when he scored $34k from his grandfather, as well as a six-figure loan from his boss.

Surprise! Fuckwit Who Thinks You Don’t Work Hard Enough Got His Start Through an Inheritance

Fire ants on the march in Aus

The venomous pests are spreading from Queensland towards NSW and other states, as government documents reveal a shortfall of hundreds of millions of dollars in funding to wipe them out.

Once they hit the Murray Darling basin we are stuffed