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Bullshido mode
This movie bad
I ended up going to this elderly man’s house which was fairly big and had a nice ocean view because he’s a rich mf. His wife said she was making sushi but she ended up ordering a Benihana alternative which made my gf sad because the only reason we went to their place was because she wanted sushi. Oh well.
I’m still here and the guy just put on Malhação which is some shitty novela from the 90s and my gf looks like she might cry. I think this old man never had any kids so he’s trying to bond with me and throughout the movie he kept looking over for approval at his favorite scenes. He must love this disgusting filth film because he recites the lines really well and it felt like a dual audio situation where Tom cruise and old man were speaking the same lines. I wanted to jump into the ocean and drown.
Such a bad movie I only like Tom cruise in mission impossible 1 and 3 and the rest suck.
Last samurai is about whitey Vietnam vet who tries to train some samurai soldiers how to fight and
If it wasn’t for the stroke this is who John Fetterman would be today
He went full ogre on these dates
The time when Mr Worldwide performed hit song “You Know I Want You” in perfect mandarin which secured his citizenship in the country
Your badass thanks
The old guy in physio keeps asking me to come over to his beach house to watch the last samurai with him because his wife came over from England and is making sushi. I just met the guy but he really likes me for some reason. My gf really likes sushi and said it would be nice and I don’t want to disappoint her
John Fetterman gets tattoo listing all the dates where he went full ogre
06.29.25 is the most recent date
Walter white if he wasn’t possessive incel
Can you send MikeyChaz up and a link to my favorite song by pitbull please https://youtu.be/EPo5wWmKEaI
dress professionally you fucking animal..
Having a shower and ironing my clothes is bourgeois actually
The internationale is cringe unfortunately
dress professionally you fucking animal..
I think many of you think wearing unironed and slightly soiled clothes is a good thing
Pitbull is a working class hero, give me everything tonight
John Fettywap be like: “I’m like yea she’s fine wonder when she’ll be mine she walk passed I press rewind to see that ass one more time”
Despacito
I think every country’s government should leave a spot open for John Fettywap every four years like the World Cup
See you again wiz Kalifahttps://youtu.be/RgKAFK5djSk
Fast and furious spoilers
Having sex to the internationale and whichever country’s native language you bust to you have to move to there
Johnny Fetterman is using your US tax dollars to pay for flights to Brazil to get his ex wife back after she left him for his brain damage and the fact he never flushed the toilet or washed his hands after a poo
I met someone at physio who appeared sinister at first but then when we ended up talking he reminded me of my grandfather so I immediately thought he was cool. I asked him how he lost his hand and he said “it was a gift” and I was like “bro…” such a weird and cool thing to say but I think he’s making light of the situation I guess. He invited me to a community luncheon on Wednesday because he says he likes how “strong” I look lol. Free food I guess 🍽️🍽️🍽️
I usually only eat one hot dog at Costco but I convinced my girlfriend that I could have two of them and she said “you better eat them all” and I did but maybe I ate them too fast. About 30 minutes later I start feeling sick and then involuntarily soiled myself in the checkout. I think Costco wins this time
I miss my hand man 🤯. I start physio / rehab soon. I wonder when I’ll be able to carry weights. Dr said not to lift anything 20lbs wtf man
Rude cyclist?
Just happened hours ago
I was with my girlfriend walking back from the beach and when we crossed the cycle pathway the cyclist riding a fast sports bike cursed at my girlfriend and then stopped to get off and park the bike IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BIKEPATH and then started shouting at us saying “look where you’re going!” and kept swearing. I told the man “don’t be so silly and rude you’re making a big deal out of nothing bro..” but he got mad and then called my girlfriend bad names. I’m a very calm person so I don’t want to hit people but I was getting angry. He ride the bike away after cursing and my girlfriend was sad. We ended up having a nice dinner though so the evening wasn’t ruined and she has forgotten already I hope so…
Why are bikers so rude!
Obama is so cool
Obama with my favorite rapper
If she plays magnolia one more time im jumping out of the car 🤦♂️🤦🤦♀️
If I wear this what would my client say to me
“Mikey don’t promote Burger King because fast food is unhealthy and you tell us to eat vegetable”