Aquatic guillotine.

Cybertruck. What you Drive when your peepee is small and racist.

Like with fucking, friction is the difference between pleasure and pain. If I click a YT link and the video starts playing, no lag, no buffering, just plays, I will come back.

I tried to watch the French dude describing Texas, hosted on Peertube. It took 17 minutes, 3 attempts, 2 error messages, lag while playing.

Can't change the paradigm with thrift.

I like my women like my passwords: strong without ambiguous characters.

I wasn't looking at the tits. 🙄

You would need a 10 feet long, 200 pound cutter to have the leverage to go thru that beast of a locker.

And he killed with her gun. Twice as bad. Send her to prison for unvoluntary manslaughter.

Cartoon villain fails miserably. Until next episode. Stay tuned.

Or a defense mechanism. Don't eat me, yet. I think there is something here that may kill us both.

In quantum physics, Keanu is both a wave and a particle. Whoa...

Prosecute the parents. They know they raised a shit kid. This is not an accident but a consequence.

• General Relativity 1905
• Special Relativity 1905
• Assclown Relativity 2025

That's not a dick but a third leg and it has a third knee and third ankle. He's been skipping third leg day, so it it flabby.

The right decision. Affinity platform is getting better and better. Using the beta version now and it is smooth and smart. Never miss Adobe anymore.

The logic, at least in the farsically sad life of these asshats is that their dumpstertruck will become an instant classic and resell for 5x what they paid.

Unfortunately for them, there is not a single scenario where Tesla, Musk, Trump and GOP are not a ghastly episode in American history we all want to leave behind and forget, fast, along with its vulgar icons, making this an instantly 1500% depreciated and hence worthless shitbox.

White House parking lot?

Yes I would.

At $5 for a large one, Costco has the best roasted cocks.

This works in relation to her, not the dudes. Are the 2 guys aware she is dating both? Tell me a time this triangle ended well. Father's roll is not to tell her there is something wrong with it, but prepare her for the imminent shit show.

Very constructive comment. There is no perfect browser, dude, but I wouldn't call Vivaldi garbage. They are really trying to make a difference with the technology at hand. I mean, it is kind of hard to make a browser from scratch.

This, primarily, is the reason I am paying for Kagi. It allows you to hide shit sites, AKA reddit from search results.