
invade would be Canada
How boot not, eh?
fire's always cool in my book.
I think you're doing fire wrong, friendo.
Kid: Dad I'm hungry!
Dad1: Hi hungry, I'm Dad!
Dad2: Hi Dad, I'm Dad!
Dad1: Hi Dad! I'm Dad!
Etc for an infinite loop.
Xkcd fans are like:

You must be referring to the great ass-fire of 2016, that was a terrible tragedy.
shouts in🤌
What would come out of the udders?!
I always finish what I sta
I didn't do step one, so at step 4 fire came out instead of water. Why do my noodles taste weird?
It's so hard to swallow the boiling water though, my throat keeps burning.
Canada wouldn't become a state, and would have no representation if they were annexed. People are delusional if they think they would get full statehood and all the rights that entails.
overran by an elephant 🐘
Source?
It depends on your goals, but for muscle growth 20 reps is a little high. 8-10 is a good range and then you can progress up to 12 reps before increasing the weight again.
Ex: week 1 30 lbs 8 reps
Week 2 30 lbs 10 reps
Week 3 30 lbs 12 reps
Week 4 35 lbs 8 reps
Etc
Forbidden snacks!
Makes sense, thanks!
What makes those two different from the rest? Why can they be acquired?
Ah, well then I'm mistaken, I was thinking of US Samoa. Thanks for letting me know.
Anyone who stops to think for a second about the ramifications of provincial separation would realize it's a fool hardy idea. Particularly for landlocked provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan, where all trade would have to pass through Canada/America and be at the mercy of those countries to do so.
Canada couldn't allow it's only major railroad line and road network connecting the country to be seperated like that as well. At best Canada would maintain ownership of the highways and raillines, but more likely it would violently fight over the transit rights and to keep the provinces in.
Also, it's obvious that America would simply annex the two new "nations" and turn them into something like Puerto Rico US Samoa, so American rule without any of the benefits like representation or citizenship.
This is just foreign propaganda trying to destroy Canadian unity and interfere with our politics/election.
Eyy bby, want some planetary star transits?

Privacy friendly baby monitor
Looking for the most privacy respecting baby monitor available. Doesn't have to be overly complicated, just the ability to watch a video feed from an app on my phone. It's a must have from the wife, so trying to find the best option and accepting some losses in privacy is likely necessary.

A day in the life of a cat

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A cute video I saw from the perspective of a cat living its best life.

What is a gender neutral replacement for man, guys, buddy, etc?
So I've realized that in conversations I'll use traditional terms for men as general terms for all genders, both singularly and for groups. I always mean it well, but I've been thinking that it's not as inclusive to women/trans people.
For example I would say:
"What's up guys?" "How's it going man?" "Good job, my dude!” etc.
Replacing these terms with person, people, etc sounds awkward. Y'all works but sounds very southern US (nowhere near where I am located) so it sounds out of place.
So what are some better options?
Edit: thanks for all the answers peoples, I appreciate the honest ones and some of the funny ones.
The simplest approach is to just drop the usage of guys, man, etc. Folks for groups and mate for singular appeal to me when I do want to add one in between friends.

Splitwise alternative
I'm looking for a simple alternative to Splitwise to self host. Currently my partner and I use it to keep track of monthly expenses to ensure there is roughly even spending between us. Doesn't have to be complex, in fact the simpler the better as my partner prefers simple, ready to use tech. It would only need to be accessed locally as we update expenses once or twice a month, and would prefer FOSS to have control over our data.
I thought of having a Spreadsheet that is synced using syncthing between my computer and her phone. This seems simple on my end, but I worry that it would be more complicated for my partner as they primarily would use this on their iphone. Currently on splitwise you can add expenses with only a couple button presses.
Thanks in advance.

Splitwise alternative
I'm looking for a simple alternative to Splitwise to self host. Currently my partner and I use it to keep track of monthly expenses to ensure there is roughly even spending between us. Doesn't have to be complex, in fact the simpler the better as my partner prefers simple, ready to use tech. It would only need to be accessed locally as we update expenses once or twice a month, and would prefer FOSS to have control over our data.
I thought of having a Spreadsheet that is synced using syncthing between my computer and her phone. This seems simple on my end, but I worry that it would be more complicated for my partner as they primarily would use this on their iphone. Currently on splitwise you can add expenses with only a couple button presses.
Thanks in advance.

Language learning app?
I'm looking for an app to help learn the basics of language similar to Duolingo. Something to become conversational to get started.