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Mythbusters

  • I WANT to believe this but I've seen too many elephant videos that turned out to be just elephants trained to do a quirky thing for tourists and there's someone off camera subtly directing them.

  • his own charity (this is wealth preservation tactic used by ultra rich).

    I've never understood how this is supposed to work. If his money goes into the charity, it's not his anymore. Seriously, someone please explain?

  • ich_iel

  • Die Endlösung der Wiesel-Frage.

  • "This is annoying. Fuck those lefties for forcing me to have to deal with this, fOr ThE eNvIrOnMeNt."

  • It was probably yesterday.

  • Talking about in the meantime. Working on this bullshit takes years if not decades. In the meantime, I have to react SOMEHOW when I fuck up, meaning I can apologise or try to explain what went wrong so the other person doesn't think I'm a total piece of shit AND apologise.

  • That might work once or twice but if you're apologising 10 times a day, I don't think you're getting off that easy.

  • (Achtung, Halbwissen) Ist Irland nicht irgendwie ganz besonders nett zu nicht-europäischen Unternehmen? Deswegen haben die alle da ihre Niederlassungen.

  • Die Spielverderbys von der Verbraucherzentrale wollen dem deutschen Michel ein schon jetzt liebgewonnenes Maimai wegnehmen 😠😠😠😠😠

  • "Remember Y2K and all the chaos that was supposed to happen? Computer nerds scared everybody into updating everything and make it 'y2k proof' or whatever and then it was a whole nothing burger."

    "Remember the hole in the ozone layer? Scientists made us ban CFC's like we were going to die of skin cancer any day now and then nothing bad at all happened."

  • Der Winter so: "Ich war's nich!"

  • Zum Glück hab ich noch rechtzeitig den Alt-Text vom ersten Bild gelesen, sonst hätte ich sehr geweint.

  • Öfters rausbringen? Behälter (jeglicher Art) auswaschen ist meines Wissens überflüssig und verbraucht allenfalls unnötig Energie.

  • Fick dich, innere Uhr.

    (bitte red mit mir (T_T))

  • None of the above? I have certain traits that society thinks are weird. That's about it. I'm neither cursed nor gifted, I just very much don't fit the definition of "normal".

  • The delist is presented as a big operating “loss” to tax authorities.

    I have absolutely no fucking idea how taxes work. But this sounds to me like I have insurance on my hand and I sit down one evening with a knife and cut off my hand and then go to my insurance company, showing them my bloody stump: "gib money!"

    wtf.

  • "Wie als" is was anderes als wie "als wie".

  • Well, they're honest, that's nice.

  • Da steht nirgends was von KI. Das ist doch garantiert generiert, oder? Muss sowas nicht dabei stehen, schon aus Prinzip? Oder seh ich's einfach nich?

    Archive.org Link: https://web.archive.org/web/20240303182439/https://www.berliner-zeitung.de/kultur-vergnuegen/debatte/ist-gendern-vernuenftig-nein-ein-fiktives-interview-mit-dem-philosophen-immanuel-kant-li.2192197

  • Einfach posten @feddit.de
    Lumidaub @feddit.de

    Tolkiens Bochum-Ära

    Ich war grade sehr enttäuscht, als ich feststellen musste, dass es keine community mit Namen "Bochum Tolkien-Werke" gibt, die sich mit der Zeit beschäftigt, in der JRR Tolkien in Bochum gelebt und gewerkt hat, wie dieser Screenshot der Seitenleiste unter "Trending communities" fälschlich impliziert, sondern dass es sich um zwei eigenständige communities namens "Bochum" und "Tolkien - Werke" handelt.

    Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
    Lumidaub @feddit.de

    Thanks, I hate it! (image description inside)

    A screenshot, taken way before rexxit, of two comments on reddit, dated "1 year ago".

    The first comment is by a deleted user and the comment has been removed. The second comment is a reply to the deleted comment and it says: "That solved it. Thanks!"

    Edit: added temporal context.

    Reddit @lemmy.world
    Lumidaub @feddit.de

    PSA: don't trust your user profile

    Your user profile on reddit may not show any comments anymore but that doesn't mean they're all gone. If you want to purge your content, use the search engine of your preference to look for your username. I just spent four hours manually deleting a bunch of stuff that didn't show up on my profile and that any automated solutions were unable to find during the last few weeks (not just because of blackouts). I'd be surprised if I won't have to do this several times more.

    Also, if you're using Qwant, remember to go through all the languages.

    ADHD @lemmy.world
    Lumidaub @feddit.de

    ADHD simulation