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In League With Seitan
In League With Seitan @ LiterallyLMAO @lemmy.world
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In remembrance

  • The toilet might hatch.

    • TIL the Hairy Ball theorem

  • You haven't lived until a cow licks your balls.

    • Elon Musk Trashes ‘Evil’ Tim Walz for Revelling in the DOGE Chief’s Business Woes

  • I suspect Elmo thinks he's being Very Clever by using your woke empathy mind virus against you. Jokes on him, though, he's burned through any good will the empathetic might have once had long, long ago.

    • Frightened Child Sits Atop Stairs Watching Parents Argue About Ending Of ‘Sopranos’

  • I think Tony stopped believin'

    • Hegseth Orders Military to Paint 'Z' on 'All Vehicles'

  • Try saying it out loud

    • Hegseth Orders Military to Paint 'Z' on 'All Vehicles'

  • They're not Zs

    • Kitchen Demon

  • Cool, now you have cat anus on your dough prep area! Enjoy your complementary toxoplasmosis!

    • Challenge-Solved!

    forgot to upload before work yesterday...

  • I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

    • Brown bananas, crowded ports, empty shelves: What to expect if there’s a big dockworkers strike in the US

  • That's why I'm stockpiling bananas as we speak. They can only go up in value!

    • If you'e been wondering how to monetize your fediverse posting ... https://sub.club has good news for you!

  • Is there a way to just blanket block all mastodon users from a Lemmy account? I swear I've never seen one that wasn't just vapid self promotion and hashtag spam.

    • How are you doing Lemmy?

  • Someone got stabbed in the hallway outside my apartment last night. Being poor's just great!

    • If a tunnel boring machine were installed facing downward in a cemetery, you wouldn't need to expand the cemetery

  • Well damn, now I want to start the world's first corpse-fired power plant

    • If a tunnel boring machine were installed facing downward in a cemetery, you wouldn't need to expand the cemetery

  • Why let all that meat go to waste?

    • At the zoo [Outbursts of Everett True, 1905-1927)

  • Holy fucking shit is that for real?

    • ‘Sleepy Don?’: Trump Nods Off During Trial of the Century

  • Just trying to prove to the base he's not woke.

    • The Mistral bot here on Lemmy now remembers context

  • @[email protected], what doth life?

    • Chana Masala practically obscured by coriander and red onion

  • I replace half the salt with MSG for all of my curries, something to try.