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LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]

@ LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins @hexbear.net

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  • What's only slightly gay?

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  • If you think about the balls touching

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    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • My coworker made some chicken that isn't dogshit but when I tell him "it's good but would be better if you started it yesterday" he just gives me this smug "i dunno Im hearing a lot of "it's good""

    It's 5/10 at best, literally mid, there's good flavor BUT all the flavor is on the exterior and the sauce, so it's like you get a good taste and then chew it all into bland chicken meat

  • Literally worse than Nazi Germany

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  • "Nazis were good" isn't the point of this post

  • [NSFW FOOT FETISH] This is fucking hilarious omg

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  • A million followers but how many of them are just fucking bots too shilling their own fetish grift

  • Gas prices are skyrocketing around me, and food is slightly more expensive already. I fear I might not be able to afford food later on. What should I be buying now before prices rise even more?

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  • peeled/unpeeled lentils

    Imagine being me when your Indian boss keeps talking at you about how the lentil in your lentils isn't the right lentil. because it isn't split. I don't buy the food!

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    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • Accidentally

    Rookie mistake, you can't establish dominance that way. Or submission or whatever you're into

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    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • It's really cool how no matter what I do I'll never have a better standard of living, just worse and worse and worse forever until i ffucking die. I get a better job and get paid more, it doesn't fucking matter because inflation just keeps happening. I stop drinking and find a way to save a shitload of money and it doesn't fucking matter because gas is about to be $20 a gallon. I'm so fucking sick of this shit. I just want to feel like I can afford to go to the doctor when i'm sick and retire ever, fuck

  • Gas prices are skyrocketing around me, and food is slightly more expensive already. I fear I might not be able to afford food later on. What should I be buying now before prices rise even more?

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  • Rice and beans are pretty much the things

  • US air defenses may not be able to intercept many of Iran’s one-way drones | CNN Politics

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  • Depends on when the youtubers they watch encourage them to. So probably never

  • what's a good way to respond to someone saying Israel is controlling the US?

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  • at no point have i voiced a statement about jews

  • Trump announces his next Special Military Operation. Operation Getting Shot At Like Fish In A Barrel

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  • I guess for some reason I just assumed they had guarantee kill hypersonic missiles but I guess I haven't heard anything specifically about Iran having those

  • How close are we to a WW3 realistically (If we're not already in one somehow)?

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  • get out of here elon musk

  • 🇮🇷 | The IRGC says it downed the Hermes-900 drone intact and fully armed using a ‘modern air defense system’ and is now under the control of aerospace experts and engineers for further examination.

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  • I mean I guess any information is useful information

  • Because of the layout of this subdivision, the two marked houses on this map are an 8 minute drive apart or 51 minute walk (Eureka, MO)

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  • no but might as well throw them in there too

  • “Grok, design her as if she was made by a Rule 34 artist”

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  • I just read "new god of war protagonist" and went with that

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    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • I don't think if I were a king I'd be a really bad tyrant but I do think that if I tripped and fell and I was like "don't tell the historians about this" and they explicitly wrote that down in the history books I'd be pretty mad about it

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    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • AI is so stupid. I tell an image generator to "Make Faye from God of War, but with huge jacked up muscle mommy muscles. NOT SEXY!" and what does it do? makes her sexy

    it had TWO JOBS!

  • Netflix boss Ted Sarandos says Paramount's acquisition of Warner Bros, including it's storied gaming division, will result in "cuts in excess of $16 billion" within "18 months or so"

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  • I guess it really IS efficient! at stealing value

  • what's a good way to respond to someone saying Israel is controlling the US?

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  • when my vassals act like Israel I complain to Paradox that their game is bugged

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    I like how people (slugs! :dril:) are gonna be (and presently are) more lenient to AI making mistakes than they'd ever be to actual human beings

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    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Im so fucking sick of my coworkers talking about the students not eating food or how attendance is down when their food fucking sucks

  • Games @hexbear.net
    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    man what the fuck is this shit (yo) (europa universalis V)

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    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    I should be legally entitled to kick Joe Biden's ass

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    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Hey remember when Doug Band was in the Podesta emails saying the Clinton Foundation paid for Chelsea Clinton's wedding

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    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Dude, cabbage is so fucking GOATed

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    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Mfw i'm framelooked by a moggmaxxer

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    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    How come China hasn't put out their Epstein files

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    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    The same society protecting the Epstein network of kid traffickers wants your retinal scans and dental history just to look at porn or use discord

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    it's all youse tankies fault we're doing a fascism because you didn't vote biden in for a third term

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    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    interesting list

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    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    lol what a bunch of anglo-LOSERS

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    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    yo it fuckin' snowed out there, I tell you hwut

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    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    How do i get a legal thc drink at whatever wholesale price the vendors pay that makes it profitable to sell to me

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    my lemon tree just wants to have lemons but it's too small 😫 it won't stop this nonsense

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    College be like: campus closed for all staff, faculty and students due to unsafe weather. Dining hall will remain open!

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    getting banned from the lemmy db0 stable diffusion bullshit comms revealed to me there are even more worse comms using this AI shit

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    psa for you Europeans: negative Fahrenheit is typically much colder than negative Celsius until -40 where they're the same

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    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    I was wrong about it being -4F on Monday

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    LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    being behind an unmarked cop car going 70mph (15 mph over the speed limit! criminal!!) the entire way home should get me out of this speeding ticket AND an apology from the state