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  • My wife's soap.

    Every time she comes out of the shower I want to pounce on her. I often grab her while sitting for a hug and plant my face in her tummy. Getting a good whiff.

    Oddly enough she uses fragrance free soap so maybe it's just her natural scent. Haha.

  • Making furniture with woodworking or maybe kitchen utensils with blacksmithing.

    I work in cloud tech. Pretty good at it.

    But I feel like I should be doing something with my hands. Like woodworking or blacksmithing.

    I live in a apartment so I don't have the space to even try out hobby stuff. It's also expensive to do either.

    I settled for electrical stuff and bought a bunch of gear to learn soldering. Playing with breadboard is interesting but I enjoy the soldering more.

  • I recall stories told where back in the horse and buggy days you could go out to a pub and get wasted. Then get in your wagon, pass out and the horse knows the way home.

    Apparently it was a common gag to switch around your mates horses. They'd end up at each others houses.

  • 2024.08.13

  • I think that's a good response.

    "How tall are you?".
    "Why, are you a rollercoaster? Haha"

    Laugh it off and see how she reacts. If she's awkward and remorseful or she's pushy you can either go on with the date or ask her how much she weighs or her bra size. Then transition into how men can be offended by such a question.

    Statistically taller people are seen as more attractive and therefore more successful. So good genes. So "you want to have kids with me? That's a little fast..." Could be a quip.

    This is hopefully a more avoidable issue because the more toxic people put in rollercoaster requirements right in their bio.

  • Cyanide and Happiness @lemm.ee
    Landless2029 @lemmy.world

    2024.08.13

    Cyanide and Happiness @lemm.ee
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    2009.07.10

    Cyanide and Happiness @lemm.ee
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    2005.03.27

    Cyanide and Happiness @lemm.ee
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    2012.09.29

    iiiiiiitttttttttttt @programming.dev
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    I hate this guy

    Cyanide and Happiness @lemm.ee
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    2016.02.17

    A little redemption comic. A rare treat from these guys.

    Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    13 April 2025

    Comics @lemmy.ml
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    13 April 2025

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    West Virginia rule

    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    You come across the Death Note today. What do you do with it?

    For anyone that doesn't know about Death Note it's a fictional notebook from a death god. If you write someone's name in it while picturing thier face they die. You can also manipulate thier actions and method of death to some extent.

    Death note rules.

    cats @lemmy.world
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    ♻️ Cat gets help 😹

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    Kitty Wishes

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    "reaching out"

    What is this thing? @lemmy.world
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    worlds smallest cookie jar?

    Egg for scale because I ate all my bananas.

    What is this thing? @lemmy.world
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    glass egg thing

    What is this thing? @lemmy.world
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    funny extending top

    What is this thing? @lemmy.world
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    its stretchy

    What is this thing? @lemmy.world
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    ouchy desk bell

    I got one recently. Happy with it.

    cats @lemmy.world
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    Creature Has Never Been Fed In Entire Life