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Mayor Poopington

@ LORDSMEGMA @sh.itjust.works

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  • What’s your most controversial opinion?

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  • I bet you animals don't even drink salad dressing straight from the bottle smh

  • What’s your most controversial opinion?

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  • Cis men get fucking weird when they are lonely. You want that to be worse??

  • Turkey fried rice!

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  • Are you telling me a turkey fried this rice?

  • I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN rule

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  • A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

  • What’s your most controversial opinion?

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  • I do like not eating animals products. But I also like eating animal products slightly more. Oat milk just doesn't make me gassy like what is even the point

  • What’s your most controversial opinion?

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  • Why would I need to stop eating animal products to like them? I already like animal products.

  • How did you choose your username?

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  • It chose me

  • Dont you hate it when your classmate pranks you with a black hole

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  • My manwich!

  • me btw

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  • Where's that madman that uses ffmpeg instead of cat

  • Which is the more powerful meat, fish or chicken?

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  • What do you mean by powerful? Are we mashing them together to see which is the strongest meat, my money's on chicken. Fish tends to be quite soft and squishy.

    Protein bioavailability? I believe that's also chicken but I haven't looked at the numbers in a while.

  • What's the situation like in Puerto Vallarta currently?

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  • I can't say what you should do, because I have no idea what's going on the ground there. But I have been in a situation where we decided not to cancel a trip. Lots of cancellations all around that weekend, means less business and we were treated very well.

  • What are your favorite "vocal stims"?

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  • Did everything just taste purple?

  • Pre-poop zoomies...

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  • Mine also gets pre-poop zoomies. Then after, he launches out of the litterbox at mach fuck and goes to sleep somewhere.

  • Are two heads better than one?

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  • One would hope, but in practice almost never.

  • This is absolutely a shitpost. Send to someone who needs to hear it.

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  • You can say shit, but not ass?

  • On average, how long watching someone before they do something funny?

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  • At least buy me dinner first :)

  • On average, how long watching someone before they do something funny?

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  • From a statistical standpoint information like that is extremely important

  • On average, how long watching someone before they do something funny?

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  • That's also completely subjective. How do we account for people who find farts hilarious vs those who don't?

  • On average, how long watching someone before they do something funny?

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  • 3, maybe 4