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Mayor Poopington

@ LORDSMEGMA @sh.itjust.works

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  • me btw

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  • Where's that madman that uses ffmpeg instead of cat

  • Which is the more powerful meat, fish or chicken?

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  • What do you mean by powerful? Are we mashing them together to see which is the strongest meat, my money's on chicken. Fish tends to be quite soft and squishy.

    Protein bioavailability? I believe that's also chicken but I haven't looked at the numbers in a while.

  • What's the situation like in Puerto Vallarta currently?

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  • I can't say what you should do, because I have no idea what's going on the ground there. But I have been in a situation where we decided not to cancel a trip. Lots of cancellations all around that weekend, means less business and we were treated very well.

  • What are your favorite "vocal stims"?

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  • Did everything just taste purple?

  • Pre-poop zoomies...

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  • Mine also gets pre-poop zoomies. Then after, he launches out of the litterbox at mach fuck and goes to sleep somewhere.

  • Are two heads better than one?

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  • One would hope, but in practice almost never.

  • This is absolutely a shitpost. Send to someone who needs to hear it.

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  • You can say shit, but not ass?

  • On average, how long watching someone before they do something funny?

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  • At least buy me dinner first :)

  • On average, how long watching someone before they do something funny?

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  • From a statistical standpoint information like that is extremely important

  • On average, how long watching someone before they do something funny?

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  • That's also completely subjective. How do we account for people who find farts hilarious vs those who don't?

  • On average, how long watching someone before they do something funny?

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  • 3, maybe 4

  • What is your favorite quote, proverb, or piece of wisdom?

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  • "If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards" -Tommy Boy tagline

  • Is it okay to feel sad when reading about ancient Rome?

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  • If you're an adult male and you haven't spent some time obsessing over the Roman empire, what are you even doing with your life?

  • The dull photo turned out more interesting than I thought

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  • That's really cool actually. How far north are you?

  • I assure you, it's not good.

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  • Sounds like you need to masturbate more

  • More Epstein Files just dropped and _______ is in them.

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  • More Epstein Files just dropped and _______ is in them.

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  • R

  • What was good while it lasted?

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  • Why do the worst people make such good shows

  • What was your first relationship like?

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  • young, dumb, and full of cum