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KuroXppi [they/them] @ KuroXppi @hexbear.net
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  • Okay if there are two wolfes inside each human, what is inside each wolf?

  • The andalites didn't share us their powers for this

  • Mr worldwide sing the internationale

  • the genus Aesculus, whose Latin roots suggest 'an oak with edible fruit', was first published by Linnaeus in 1753 and applied to Aesculus hippocastanum, a tree that was certainly not an oak and whose fruit was sickeningly inedible.

  • Remember to tip your landlord

  • also the fact that bombardino crocodilo's lore is that it is an IDF superweapon against children

  • Possibly also visiting when friends and family in-country also have time off

  • I want to beanlieve

  • The thing about jizz is it's as much about the notes you do play as the ones you don't

  • What if they weren't warning us about boogiemen, but bougie men but they didn't know how to pronounce it

  • Sorry I don't obsessively check the modlog daoly to see what the latest shit fight beanis got itself into is..guess im just not using hexbear correctly

  • Gough was couped for wanting the yankees out of Bean Gap, so he's a good bean in my books

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Anthony Albeanisi Wins Re-election As Prime Beanister of Australia

    The results were called by ABC (Australian Beanis Corporation) pollster Antony Bean a few short hours after polls closed across the country. Opposition Leader Tater Dutton is also predicted to lose his seat

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Sitting on the toiler, liquidating my assets

    Diarrhohea

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    did you know, Chinese people sometimes refer to themselves as 炎黄孙子 (pinyin: yanhuang sunzi) meaning 'descendents of the Yandi and Huangxue emperors'

    The first two characters refer to the mythical {炎帝|yandi} also known as {神农|shennong} the holy farmer and {黄雪|huangxue} the yellow snow emperor. It's really quiet poetic

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Ive got an idea for a beanis post but

    I'm wonder if zi should post it..hmm

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Eeeerecting a disbeanser

    Need a disbeanser here need a disbeanser here

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Me after a short while on the toiler: Well I guess that's it, time to get off the shitter

    adjusts posture slightly to start rising

    brrAAAAAAPsplchhhfrbrbbrbrbplplplop

    gess I'll be here a while longer then

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Ive kidnapped your and I'll omly release them if you choose to sacrifice either yojr copy of Ape Escape for the PS1 or yiur copy of Snowboard Kids 2 for the N64

    Times ticking. Make your choice

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    I'm curious

    What habbeaned here?

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    WWBBD?

    Ask yourself that question

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Beaness

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    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    The Greens' new weapons manufacturing policy

    slash c/electoralism

    Greens announce a policy to fund weapons manufacturing (drones and missiles) in Australia under a Sovereign Defence Capacity program.

    Greens Senator David Shoebridge is brothers with an ASPI analyst.