Neat!

picks up pollut-o-matic and starts firing into the air

Is it possible to donate a server instance?

i.e. Reserve one for 12 months on Digital Ocean, Hezner, etc and transfer ownership

Too late. The Tims have already been Hortoned

If nothing else, at least OP is adding to the housing supply

You can summon another every 2 hours or it's one dude who's a living cron job?

I may be playing Freecell wrong

Is that all?

turns off switch

Sokovia has a poor human rights record, so they'll get a pass

Wakanda will be mistaken as s US border state and plans to build a border in it will be casually dropped to get one more dopamine hit from the mild cheering of a sycophantic audience

This is why spoiling your dog(s) is an obligation rather than an indulgence

Interesting logic or backstory?

Was just about to just about to write an op-ed on how the perfect cake disaster doesn't exist. You've saved my online reputation. Thank you, Spiderman!

I'd be thrilled to be considered "middle aged" at 81

Siberia, Russia or Svalbard, Norway

You were planning on going to rural Alaska, right?

2 posts in and I'm done for the day

Fantastic cure for doom scrolling

I don't see that much hate but plenty of anger

Won't speculate as to why but will recommend the community push for keyword filtering at the account level (a la Bluesky) rather than relying on apps like Sync to help us sift through the garbage

Correctly, smugly and pretentiously

Glad to see Blur blurring the line

Wowwwwwww....

Don't you mean "I'd rather not" or do you want to be a grammar commie?

True but I wanted a literal shower thought

Did 4 Chan just accidentally use the term "autistic" correctly?