They would if they could.

But I can get my 80” LED TV now!!!!

Nice

My career path has been spectacularly De-railed by a series of company failures.

Now I drive a forklift.

Calculated mediocrity is my middle name!

I left Reddit because everything seemed so fake.

If true, this is fucking terrifying.

I read this while procrastinating about cleaning the kitchen

I put $50 out of random paychecks into BTC.

It’s done pretty well and I’ve bought a few toys with the profits.

And then he fucks a fish.

Thanks for this. 🤣

Fair enough. All the best dude.

I’d be curious about why you haven’t taken the moral stance and sold it.

What’s going on in America needs people to take actual steps. Votes aren’t enough anymore.

Supports a literal Oligarch Nazi

Feels uncomfortable about it

Doesnt do anything about it

Sounds about right for America in 2025.

Shove it, n00b

• Mace

Australians: May we please still have our submarines dear Daddy Trump?

Much like the Gavin Belsen signature box, they love making their creations look like cocks.

One of them was against our poor victimised billionaire class!

Not at the “gift shop”

Well they always vote for the guy that’s [R]ight

Parents in Facebook echo chambers trying to discover who to blame for their child’s shitty behaviour then getting into arguments when they are told to perhaps get off their phone and speak to their child.

Children in Facebook echo chambers where they make their neurodivergence their entire personality while simultaneously excusing any and all behaviour due to it.

If both groups spoke to each other a lot could be changed.

Ya reckon it was the only $7 eh?

Buys a house next to an airport, complains about aircraft noise.

Buys a house next to a night club, complains about loud music at night.

Gives the President full immunity because it’s the [R]ight thing to do, complains when he stops listening to them.

It’s all the same attitude from shitty people.