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  • Tinker Tenor Doctor Bitch

    Sons of Bitches

  • That's a birb.

  • For those who can't see it:

  • Banger

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  • "The gun is good. The penis is evil."

  • Repurpose any useful bits, Mythbuster the rest.

  • me_irl

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  • Something like:

    'The boy's 47-year-old mother, her other son, 12, and daughter, eight, were located at around 20:30 by a rescue helicopter. They were found clinging to a paddleboard about 14km offshore.'

    The way they've put it, it sounds like the rescue helicopter was clinging to a paddleboard when it found them!

  • The boy's 47-year-old mother, her other son, 12, and daughter, eight, were located at around 20:30 by a rescue helicopter clinging to a paddleboard about 14km offshore.

    FFS BBC, did nobody proof read this?

  • Just wait 'til he turns 3 - that's when they gain the teleportation skill.

  • Pretty sure he's going to be disappointed:

    For what you may not know is that Charles Darwin had a huge interest in food, and during his time in Cambridge he was the President of the  infamous Glutton Club.

    The main objective of the club was to seek and eat ‘strange flesh’ and chow down upon the rarest ‘birds and beasts which were before unknown to human palate’.

    The club met weekly and was a roaring success. They ate such beautiful birds as the bittern and hawk.

    The club eventually came to an abrupt end when a tawny owl was served up.

    The meat was disgusting and stringy and was described as, er, “indescribable”.

    https://britishfoodhistory.com/2011/07/26/charles-darwin-and-the-owl/

  • Wanna fuck?

    or

    Fuck off!

  • Me too

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  • Same.

    I'm pretty sure this means 'interacts with adults as if they were also an adult' (yay mirroring).

    This is also one of the reasons that some adults see ND children as 'rude' - they don't like being interacted with as an equal instead of a superior.

  • I used to follow a guy on Tumblr who ended up watching a lot of daytime TV while recuperating from surgery.

    He came to the conclusion that wrestling was essentially a soap opera designed to be socially acceptable for men to watch.

  • The LA signed up the local primary schools with the free tier of M365 for Education years ago. It gives them access to email and SharePoint, which is all most of them need.

    Asking cash-strapped schools to pay for something they can get for free (teachers are all over ChatGPT and Canva) isn't going to get 'em very far, no matter how many orifices they try to jam Copilot into.

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    Received this from our Microsoft reseller this morning

  • She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.

    Terry Pratchett - Equal Rites

  • Are you sure that CardDAV itself supports special dates? From what I can see it's birthday/anniversary only:

    Can you export your contacts from the android app and open it as a text file? It should show what tags are included.

  • Not showing on my feed - guessing they're on an instance LBJ are refederated from.

  • So I remembered Adam Savage mentioning that he got the phrase from a friend, so I went hunting for the video. Anyone heard of a film called Dungeon Masters?:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WFFhicVeXI (12 minute video, but only the first 3mins are relevant)

  • cats @lemmy.world

    🎶I'm invisible, no one can see me...🎶

  • I think it's MS13...