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Hyphlosion

Your local Zero Sugar, Meatatarian, Johtoker.

I love everything Johto!

I’m here for the chill vibes and to have a good time.

Billy O’nares refer to me as “A commoner with gumption.”

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  • While WFH is amazing, your colleagues just going poof and never knowing what happened to them is a big downside.

  • OCTOPUS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

  • What if bikes DO have windows, but every time you’ve seen a bike, the windows were just rolled down?

  • I mean, I bet that person has fun testing the fences and finding out exactly where the line is.

  • But the miniature in the photo has a sign that says “Please do not touch.” So if all the miniatures had a sign like that, I don’t see what the problem would have been…

  • Matilda’s Dad has entered the chat.

  • I found a pair of moon boots there once.

  • Oral surgeons already want you to fast for a time before going in. It’s only a matter of time before movie theaters make you do it too.

  • I’ve “snuck” quite a bit of snackage with me when I go to my local theater. (Especially because they rarely offer anything on my diet.) I put that in quote marks because I’m sure they can easily tell I’m smuggling my own stuff in.

    I’ve always reckoned that they let me by because they’re not paid enough to really care. Thankfully I have yet to run into a theater worker on a power trip.

    I guess it also helps that I do buy myself drinks while I’m there.

    But man, I’d probably shit my pants if they called the cops on me just because I brought my own zero sugar smoked sausages and some pumpkin seeds…

  • We usually call ‘em clankers.

  • For me, that would be the 3D Mario games (or any Mario game, really).

    I have over 70 hours logged into Super Mario 3D-Stars, and that’s just the newer way I’ve played these games.

  • Behold, the real reason why Elon launched a car into space.

  • “naked undergarment”

    Never heard that oxymoron before.

  • ME: You forgot the comma in that sentence. Commas are important!

    DEVIL: Keep it up, jackass…

  • You would think they aren’t starting from scratch, but each crappy shot of an underbaked Coruscant suggests otherwise.

  • No, but then again, I’m better remembering names when they’re paired with the pictures by their names. I lurk Lemmy with the Voyager app, which doesn’t seem to display pics next to names. So… Yeah

    Also, low key happy to see I haven’t been mentioned. Means I’ve really toned it down since my Reddit days and leaving Reddit a year ago. Progress.

  • “Excessive lens flare”

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens:

  • Please tell that’s pronounced as X-Face.