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  • the height, he ate the wax off his edam and you're not supposed to do that its also why hes red

  • so being a made up pagan and growing up in a cult i don't quite understand christianity. is the reason easter was so late this year because jesus saw his shadow on mardi gras?

  • dude i thought it was a chip until i got to the computer

  • all i have right now is a couple verses or something about getting way too drunk at chilis i'ma share it with the gang next friday see how it goes. it's in the workshop

  • old sierra DOS games, uh, they fucked up the code when exiting so they'd just crash. so they changed the error code to say "thanks for playing Kings Quest" or something similiar

  • Is there an unununknot?

  • I think I know what can break out of this cycle. Gave you tried losing at Balatro?

  • Like, there's specific types of bottles that are better plastic (not talking environments, Talking flexibility) for butt splashers and there's ways to get those free and easy but i need to restock

  • Is that a four fingered handful or a five fingered handful

  • Tink sends her regards 💥💥

  • Laughs in Sierra

  • The report we were given says nothing. True health report as follows:

  • Also thanks this is gonna be a song

  • Is that a young Jason Bateman

  • It stopped being shocking

  • fluffy space programmer

  • counterpoint, the best fried rice i ever et was ruined when they added a buffet to the restaurant. within a year all their food became overly greasy and they went out of business. i can't stand fried rice now, i haven't found fried rice anywhere that good. they ruined it for me. damn buffets.

  • he just got his robes out of the laundry and he used bleach, does it show?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world

    Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce?

    It seems like it'd be useful to have a jar of béarnaise or hollandaise, but I have to make those. Can't buy good béarnaise or hollandaise. Good mayo is easy to get tho. WTF?

    Risa @startrek.website
    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world

    He hardly bites, he likes to squeal, he runs around the dabo wheel

    Risa @startrek.website
    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world

    Oh Tuvix

    Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee

    Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee

    Risa @startrek.website
    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world

    Its a Teenage Dream

    The Trekifying of other memes continues

    I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF