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  • Can confirm, as far as I know, I am at least a bit psychopathic and I love a good glass of milk

  • My cat is named cat. Best name for a cat

  • Cmon if you use tor to search about cookie recipes then you are ill, Schizo

    Healthy people use tor to hire hitman on their boss after boss fired them, or a hacker to doxx the jerk that downvoted them

  • wtf

  • wtf

  • Stelthi

  • Can't relate because concept of suicide is incredibly alien to me but I believe you

  • Something tells me they don’t like non binary lgbt ppl there but maybe I am mistaken?

  • I pay them 1000 kg of dog meat a month for this privilege

  • I love me a good, lubricated monkey

  • Have I said something untrue? Today’s humor is just stupid bunch of retards saying the most “based” shit possible and inserting “bro” and “no cap”

  • I am gonna still use it though. Admins in their niceness made an exception just for me for a small sum of one grand per month

  • Almost funny even today, I remember that kind of humor. Such an innocent times compared to today n word humor and wigger orbital bombardment

  • I mog you but no pictures at this time. I am a celebrity and can’t show my face and link it to some troll forum account for obvious reasons

  • Still, enjoying not having ugly masculine fucking face so I am gonna keep it that way for sure

    brr imagine looking like some fucking uncle or other used car salesman, how these people can look in the mirror at their balding heads, skin looking like surface of some chemistry experiment gone wrong or ancient Egyptian parchment.

    Kill me when I am still relatively young - even better

    But all in all I think I would slightly prefer to be some queen Elizabeth the second 99 year old, slightly. Both is just crap in different ways.

    Imagine how tits must look like at that age, jesus christ. My morning scrambled eggs are probably more firm and I barely heat them up.

    At some point you prolly tripping over them when getting out of bed and you need to roll them up and tie into a bundle.

  • [Migrated, see pinned post] Casual Conversation @lemm.ee
    Googledotcom @lemm.ee

    Our lemmy messages go through the Mariana Trench along 4000 miles or so long fiber optic cable of 30 000 tons laid at the dark and scary floor of the sea that is like an alien planet to us.

    Pyramids are fucking kids toys compared to this shit.

    By comparison ISS mere 400 kilometres above us. ~1/10 of the length of this gargantuan cable going through unknown

    Truly a megastructure rivalling the sci fi tropes