Tofu Tucker Carlson
Perfectly fried tofu in garlic olive oil with stir fry broccoli and peas
Stalin always screams when he has sex. Especially when I walk in on him
Does anybody have the greentext that goes something like
Pirate game
Company loses $60 because it's theft
Company regains $60 after deleting game from hard drive
Pirate one million copies, company bankrupt from massive theft
Buy insolvent company for cheap
Delete all game copies, company profitable again
Permanently Deleted
Even the CIA world fact book says 97% lmao
Why is lemmy.ml memes comm so bad?
Johnny Cash Voice
You can suck on for a long time
Suck on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cum you down
Sooner or later God'll cum you down
Well my goodness gracious let me tell you the news
I'm suckin' dick for a dollar or two
I've been down on bended knee
Takin' the man from Girthlilee
He spoke to me in the voice so sweet
I thought I heard the moan of the angel's creak
He called me a slut and my heart stood still
When he said, "John, go suck my dick!"
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