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FreshParsnip

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TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED

  • Trump again floats ‘one more term’ as he rails against Ilhan Omar and Supreme Court tariffs smackdown in Texas

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  • I always turn my phone off while I'm at movies. When I turn my phone back on, I always Google Trump's name to see if he died yet. This was hiw I first heard of him winning the stupid FIFA peace prize

  • Trump again floats ‘one more term’ as he rails against Ilhan Omar and Supreme Court tariffs smackdown in Texas

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  • This fucker will live to be 100 or more because of course he will

  • U.S. and Israel are striking Iran, source says

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  • One of the planes in 9/11 was supposed to attack the Whitehouse, wasn't it? The official story is the passengers crashed it but the conspiracy theory is the government shot it down.

  • Déjà vu is a non traumatic flashback

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  • Sometimes I've gotten a sense of delayed deja vu where something I experienced earlier that day feels like it's been in my memory for years

  • Déjà vu is a non traumatic flashback

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  • I think weed gives me deja vu. I was binge-watching a show while stoned that I know I hadn't seen before but I kept feeling like I vividly recognized parts of it

  • President Donald Trump floats 'friendly takeover' of Cuba

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  • "I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love"- King George in Hamilton

  • I wonder what show has been played the most.

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  • I think The Big Bang Theory is a strong contender. 12 seasons. Popular on streaming. Constantly airing in reruns on various channels. And CTV Comedy does a marathon of it every year around Christmas.

  • "I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump

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  • I don't know if he was involved in his brother's death but I find his ex-wife's death suspicious

  • RFK Jr. Suggests People Eat Liver if They’re So Broke

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  • They steal them from the young and healthy

  • RFK Jr. Suggests People Eat Liver if They’re So Broke

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  • RFK Jr can take a liver and shove it!

  • 'End of MAGA': Trump's attack on Iran sets off revolt among angry supporters

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  • That's roughly the amount of people who have type O blood, the most common blood type

  • 'End of MAGA': Trump's attack on Iran sets off revolt among angry supporters

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  • I knew he'd do this shit on a Saturday. I can't prove it because I don't recall saying it out loud or typing it, but for weeks I've been thinking when Trump invades Greenland or Canada or Iran or somewhere, it's gonna be Saturday

  • How would you survive if, in a few years, the world became like the world from the novel The Road?

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  • I probably wouldn't

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    How did women give birth to children out of wedlock before?

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  • The fuck are you on about? The same way women get pregnant and give birth now. It's not hard to find a man willing to fuck

  • How America Chose Not to Hold the Powerful to Account. Our national project of elite impunity

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  • Time to close the Untied States down

  • Jailed for “Standing Up”: DHS Assault Victim Aliya Rahman Arrested at State of the Union Address

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  • TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED

  • Justice Department says it's reviewing whether any Epstein-related records were mistakenly withheld

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  • Mistakenly?

  • Epstein Files Are Missing Records About Woman Who Made Claim Against Trump

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  • Mysteriously

  • Nirvana song starts playing

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  • ALL OF THE ALLERGIES! EVERY ONE OF THEM!

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
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    How does your mother's ex-roommate's boss's cousin's best friend feel about your behaviour?

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    Who the hell likes porridge in the pot 9 days old?

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    What juicy things will we miss by not watching Melania's movie or Turning Point's halftime show?

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    What are the consequences of ripping the tag off a mattress?

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    Should I turn myself in?

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    Where should I apply for a job if I'm a lying liar who lies?

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    Why aren't you Martian?

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    Why aren't you American?

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    How many kangaroos can you fight?

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    How big is an oval?

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    Who gave everybody permission to be so stupid?

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    In what way is it all my fault?

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    How come I keep hearing people say that I'm paranoid that people are talking about me?

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    What are you 5% sure of?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    The lyrics to "if you're happy and you know it" imply you can be happy and not know it

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
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    If you created a brand new political party, what would be some of its goals?

  • Pet Peeves @sh.itjust.works
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    When people forget what I told them 5 seconds ago

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    Which Star Trek character would you like to see deal with Trump?

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    What breakup song best represents Canada's breakup with the Untied States of America?

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    What's your favourite Olympic controversy?