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FreshParsnip

@ FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

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TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED

  • U.S. and Israel are striking Iran, source says

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  • One of the planes in 9/11 was supposed to attack the Whitehouse, wasn't it? The official story is the passengers crashed it but the conspiracy theory is the government shot it down.

  • Déjà vu is a non traumatic flashback

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  • Sometimes I've gotten a sense of delayed deja vu where something I experienced earlier that day feels like it's been in my memory for years

  • Déjà vu is a non traumatic flashback

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  • I think weed gives me deja vu. I was binge-watching a show while stoned that I know I hadn't seen before but I kept feeling like I vividly recognized parts of it

  • President Donald Trump floats 'friendly takeover' of Cuba

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  • "I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love"- King George in Hamilton

  • I wonder what show has been played the most.

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  • I think The Big Bang Theory is a strong contender. 12 seasons. Popular on streaming. Constantly airing in reruns on various channels. And CTV Comedy does a marathon of it every year around Christmas.

  • "I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump

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  • I don't know if he was involved in his brother's death but I find his ex-wife's death suspicious

  • RFK Jr. Suggests People Eat Liver if They’re So Broke

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  • They steal them from the young and healthy

  • RFK Jr. Suggests People Eat Liver if They’re So Broke

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  • RFK Jr can take a liver and shove it!

  • 'End of MAGA': Trump's attack on Iran sets off revolt among angry supporters

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  • That's roughly the amount of people who have type O blood, the most common blood type

  • 'End of MAGA': Trump's attack on Iran sets off revolt among angry supporters

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  • I knew he'd do this shit on a Saturday. I can't prove it because I don't recall saying it out loud or typing it, but for weeks I've been thinking when Trump invades Greenland or Canada or Iran or somewhere, it's gonna be Saturday

  • How would you survive if, in a few years, the world became like the world from the novel The Road?

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  • I probably wouldn't

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    How did women give birth to children out of wedlock before?

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  • The fuck are you on about? The same way women get pregnant and give birth now. It's not hard to find a man willing to fuck

  • How America Chose Not to Hold the Powerful to Account. Our national project of elite impunity

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  • Time to close the Untied States down

  • Jailed for “Standing Up”: DHS Assault Victim Aliya Rahman Arrested at State of the Union Address

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  • TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED

  • Justice Department says it's reviewing whether any Epstein-related records were mistakenly withheld

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  • Mistakenly?

  • Epstein Files Are Missing Records About Woman Who Made Claim Against Trump

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  • Mysteriously

  • Nirvana song starts playing

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  • ALL OF THE ALLERGIES! EVERY ONE OF THEM!

  • What are some things about the past people get wrong today?

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  • Ancient Aliens is based on the assumption that ancient humans were too stupid to do anything unassisted

  • DHS official promises election officials that ICE will not be at polling places

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  • What's infuriating is all the comments on Facebook going "there's nothing to worry about unless you plan to vote illegally"

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    Where's the snowstorm I was promised?

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    What answer did you get for number 8 on the test?

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    What's your favourite kind of tax?

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    SLPT: got a problem? Set it on fire 🔥

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    What is a more interesting subject for a documentary than Melania?

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    If I were arrested, what would you think I did?

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    If I put up a sign that says "unauthorized personnel only", will it result in a paradox that creates an interdimensional rip in spacetime?

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    If I put up a sign that says "unauthorized personnel only", will it result in a paradox that creates an interdimensional rip in spacetime?

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    How often do you think about me?

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    What's your source of protein?

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    I've been in a coma for 13 months and just woke up in Minneapolis. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?

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    What makes you want to have an angry public outburst?

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    Whose fault is it?

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    When do you have your calendar marked for World War 3?

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    How does your mother's ex-roommate's boss's cousin's best friend feel about your behaviour?

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    Who the hell likes porridge in the pot 9 days old?

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    What juicy things will we miss by not watching Melania's movie or Turning Point's halftime show?

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    What are the consequences of ripping the tag off a mattress?

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    Should I turn myself in?

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    Where should I apply for a job if I'm a lying liar who lies?