You forgot the racism

There is no price gouging in U.S.A.

The dementia and narcissism have festered for four years.

First part of the title almost got me.

Not surprised, those are some of Republicans favorite things

He's trying to (further) corrupt the police into doing his bidding

I once became an (internet) expert on blacksmithing techniques used by Japanese sword masters. I can't remember a thing.

We have scrapyards and bulk pickup. Reuse materials and save some dough

And there will be no repercussions as usual

Somewhere, there's an orc cook who named his meat tenderizer Grond.

The threat of Martial Law is a conspiracy theory at best. There aren't nearly enough troops AND police to institute it. Stop trying to pretend it's even possible

To the downvoters: get over yourselves. It's simple mathematics. This video explains it all.

Let's be honest, most people are dumb and operate under the "It won't happen to me" delusion

I mean, if you want that wendussy, you should be a gentleman about it.

Wow, an X-Men 2 meme. Haven't seen one in ages

Have you drawn her paying taxes?

I have no idea what this meme is, and at this point I'm afraid to ask

Any more and she'd pop

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

My neighbor gets everything delivered, but I have no clue what he or his wife do. If my spouse made the same as I do, we could afford to do all that delivery stuff. But it still makes no sense

Get ready for Nicole 2.0