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Dvixen

Whatever, I don't exist.

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  • Sam and Dean using Holy Church flavoured Gatorade to defeat evil, then drinking the rest to recover their lost electrolytes...

  • Fun Fact: Dolphins fart.

  • The Almighty Johnsons

    Cleverman

    Haven

    Charlie Jade

    Lost Room

    Earth2

  • I learned to type on one of these. I still can't unlearn the habit of having to use actual force to type - my neighbours can hear my typing on my mechanical keyboard. :D

    I did unlearn the two spaces after a '.' so that's a win at least.

  • I've been ten keyless or 75% for a very long time now. I actually like the separate number pad because I prefer it on the left.

    Offer me a full sized with the mimosas (numpad, autocarrot and swipettpe hate me) on the left, and my attention would be full.

  • 75%er here. I'm content.

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  • Foot

  • Where I am, they won't give you the vaccine until 50, unless there are good reasons for it.

    Having shingles at 37 wasn't a good enough reason, and now (over 50) I have to argue with my GP that I am since I am immune compromised don't want it a second time.

  • Spoken to someone who might work 60 minutes a week.

    He can get fucked by his 60 hour work week. Sideways.

  • A piece of shit in a suit is still a piece of shit.

  • The Lemmy Liberal

  • Awwww, it's projecting! How adorable!

    pinches meme's cheeks like the auntie everyone avoids because their cheeks hurt for days after

  • Origami and handmade cards are very thoughtful. :)

    Keep trying with the folds, one day you'll forget to check the videoguide!

  • I have, many times, and nothing changes, always an excuse, they forgot or were distracted by something more important. Hence why I have completely given up trying to plan anything. Like talking to a brick wall. Things only happen when I take the initiative. Special days, house repairs, appointments...

  • Dud. After years of having to remind, plan and remind the other half again and again, I gave up and said nothing last year. Nothing happened. Nothing happened again this year. Next up - Mother's Day, which I expect to be equally nothing, just like last year.

    I can't wait for the complaints that I planned nothing for birthdays or Father's Day.

  • It's a book of psalms and prayers. The idea of someone asking what passage they should read and being answered with "The spider bookmarked one" brings me joy.

  • Chaotic good. I have bookmarks, I just forget to use them.

    I have a very old book (published in 1794) that has leaves, spiders, some writing, as well as fire and water damage. Not worth anything in the condition it's in, but it's mine and I love it. I've always wanted to know why there were spiders in it, but I'm thankful it's not bound in human leather.

    Save for a few I bought second hand, and the first book I ever owned (I managed to have it signed by the author 20 years later) the rest of my books look like they are fresh off a bookstore shelf.

  • I would certainly check one out. Federated instances are a good start, being able to curate my own feeds and interests (tags being hijacked is a PITA) but I hold concern of the eventual crap creep.

    I think I am in my Old Person Yells At Internet era.