My lips touch when I say one.
Samurai Jack
I wouldn't give a shit, because I'm not a weirdo, Naj.
A small fee rather than a small fine, surely?
It's pitchforks and guillotines time.
'two men who tasted it'... From the wiki article. What the actual fuck. 'Let's try the random sky meat'.
I enjoy being breastfed, shitting myself, and mewling.
We'll have to disagree on that one. No butter. 2 second dip in Yorkshire biscuit tea. Shove the whole thing in your face. Job done.
Butter with plain digestives is the way.
This from the guy who wants out because people are being mean? What a giant fanny.
Trump isn't even Christian. That much is obvious.
No one but no one is debating this, now or ever.
This house is cracking. Some furniture you don't like doesn't make the house awful.
I haven't seen or heard of this gormless fat-headed Trump-fellating gobshite in ages. It was a good run.
It's awful. It appears to know things to the layman, but if you actually know anything about a subject, you'll notice that more often than not it is incorrect.
I confused him with Peter Hitchens for a minute, and was about to say that he's a complete cunt.
Yeah, this is completely standard.

Anyone else get the thing where images and post titles become confused? It can often be humourous.


TIL Roy Orbison wasn't blind. He just wore dark prescription glasses due to an impairment that made him sensitive to bright lights.

What is the longest word in your language, and what does it mean in English?
I love the German word verbesserungsbedürftig, meaning in need of improvement. I'm not German, but thought this was a cracking word.

Good grief
I'm playing Call of Pripyat and have an annoying glitch. Was in the building with all the army guys after Strelok arrived and we waited for the emission to end.
Once it was done, we all headed off and I stuck by Strelok, covering him as intended.
We walked through the arch in the building and now Strelok and the captain just won't move at all, no matter what I do.
I can shoot them to get the 'head to the helicopter' message, but they just kill me after that.
Seems I can't continue. I've reloaded previous saves, going back to the Kindergarten mission, but the same shite happens each time.
Any ideas?

Anyone know where I can ask about football (soccer) streaming sites?
Every site I normally use is awful.

3rd game
I played through Shadow of Chornobyl and it is without doubt my favourite game of all time. Full of tension and dread, excellently paced.
Then I played Clear Sky. God, that was a steaming turd, particularly the last quarter (from Limansk onwards was just tedious). There was no point in having the Clear Sky faction at all, as they didn't help with anything. It was basically a one man job.
Is Call of Pripyat worth it?

Help
I have a moss question. If I want moss to grow between bricks on my driveway (5mm gaps), can I just cut moss up, put it in, and water it? Will it grow (there's residual soil between the bricks as weeds grow there)? There's loads of moss (sphagnum amongst others, nearby) which I could harvest. Or do I need some kind of mix with a culture (like moss and milk, or something)? Is there any particular type of moss? Any advice is appreciated.

Mobile ads
They wouldn't be as annoying as they are if the people playing the games in the ads made good decisions. Seeing people fail through obvious bad choices is way more irksome than someone smashing it.

Gaming laptop
My 9 year old wants a gaming laptop and my laptop spec knowledge is minimal. He wants to play Fortnite and Minecraft and the like, nothing fancy. Any ideas re good laptops to buy, or good places to look? I'm in the UK and my budget is 300 quid tops, ideally less.