Uuuuh, look at Casanova here knowing what a woman looks like!
Overly genetic IT Crowd reference that doesn't actually say anything, just like the comment above mine.
Women working in a workplace environment work in workplaces where they work.
[witty and insightful comment]
The one that I could think of of Martin Sonneborn's "Die PARTEI". Which are you thinking of?
This! I won the birth lottery big time, why would I want to live anywhere/-when else?
I own two of their axes, and they are chefs kiss.
(Nice avatar BTW)
I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
Yup, that ship could get it anytime.
So what you're saying is that Kurt Cobain was wrong and it's actually not OK to eat fish because they do, in fact, have feelings?
Wouldn't it be great if it really were "the Nazi"? Like, just the one?
Sry, improved the comment.
Sry, improved the comment.
Maybe a stupid question, but is the thing you did fundamentally different from Devuan?
As proven in this 2017 paper that was awarded an Ig-Nobel prize.
EDIT: Aw crap, sorry for the broken link. Quote from the source:
PHYSICS PRIZE [FRANCE, SINGAPORE, USA] — Marc-Antoine Fardin, for using fluid dynamics to probe the question “Can a Cat Be Both a Solid and a Liquid?”
REFERENCE: “On the Rheology of Cats,” Marc-Antoine Fardin, Rheology Bulletin, vol. 83, 2, July 2014, pp. 16-17 and 30. (https://improbable.com/ig/winners/?amp=1#ig2017)
Oh dear dog, it is already? FML...
"Made from real gorilla chest!" 🎶
Looking for ... inventory management, I guess?
Hey everyone,
I'm looking for a system that:
- I can self host
- Is slim, because I don't have beefy hardware (Intel J5040, 32GB RAM, shared by all VMs/containers)
- can be used to create an inventory of all the tech/hardware that I have in my house (not exclusively IT, I also wasn't to track things like warranty for my chainsaws and the like)
- does take at least the device make/model, serial number (for insurance cases) and warranty dates
- is not some kind of enterprise-how-many-items-of-this-article-do-i-have-in-stock-things, because that seems to be the only thing I seem to be able to find, and they neither match my use case nor do they seem to be lightweight enough.
... and honestly, I don't even know where to start looking. Do you guys have any recommendations?
Of course, I could just use a spreadsheet, but where's the fun in that?
EDIT: Thank you all so much for the engaged discussion and all the suggestions, you're the best!
Shoutrrr alternative
Basically the title. I was trying Beszel monitoring, which supports alerting via Shoutrrr, but with Shoutrrr being an abandoned project, are there any well-maintained forks that the community has agreed to use?
If not, what are your recommendations? In familiar with all things sysadmin, but I'm new to notification tools, hence me asking. Bonus points for single binary deployment and frugal use of resources; I'm sick of running a stack of fat container images. Boring is good.
Thank you everyone!