
Oh, thank you. 🤗
I’m trying to carve out a little niche for myself. Glad to find you in that niche. 🖐️🤓

☺️

There. I ixed it. 👇😃


Dammit. I always make that mistake. 😣
The grammar checker also shrugs at this. 🤷♂️

Thanks. 😊

Bam! And all of a sudden it became an origin story.
🖐️ 😎 🤚


True story. ☝️😉

‘TASTING TIRES’ (the marketing gimmick that got out of hand imo)



Well, let’s just hope Bob doesn’t have a family waiting at home. 😉

Yes. His tan. So glad you noticed. 😊

I tried that a while back. It seemed to work on most devices, not so great on web and not everybody enjoyed the overall “experience”.
https://feddit.nl/post/28018515
So…. To be continued, I suppose.

Damn, that looks terrible.
Can’t wait for the day that Lemmy starts supporting multi image posts. 🙄

‘THE WRONG LADY’ (Boy, that escalated quickly)

![Police cars swarm a bank. Inside, Bob—a frantic farmer with a shotgun—holds hostages. Bob: OH NO! THE COPS! He’s sweating, panicked. Bob: CAN’T GO TO JAIL! OH GOD, NO! He grabs a woman—Elsa. Bob: YOU! COME WITH ME! Elsa: NO, PLEASE! I HAVE STOC— Bob: QUIET! Gun to her neck, he trembles. Bob: I’M SORRY. I CAN’T LOSE MY FARM OR GO TO JAIL. NOW WALK! Outside: Elsa: WHAT’S YOUR NAME? Bob: BOB. Elsa: CAN YOU FLY A HELICOPTER? Bob: UH… YES? She yells to the cops. Elsa: HE WANTS A FUELED-UP CHOPPER—NO PILOT! Bob: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Elsa: GET US OUT. PULL ME BACK INSIDE. Elsa: AND TWO PARACHUTES! YOU’VE GOT FORTY-FIVE MINUTES! Inside, she grabs a backpack. Elsa: YOU! MONEY IN THE BAG OR I GET IT! Later—they run to the helicopter. Elsa fierce. Bob stunned. Elsa: DON’T TRY ANYTHING OR HE’LL PAINT THE STREET WITH MY BRAINS! They lift off. Elsa: FUCK YEAH! WE DID IT! Bob: BUT… WHERE ARE WE GOING? A police chopper follows. Elsa: SHIT! She fires. [BLAM] It crashes. Elsa: GOT ‘EM! Elsa: TO THE BAHAMAS, BOB! They jump mid-air. Elsa confident. Bob terrified, clutching the money. The chopper flies off alone. Later, on a beach: Elsa sunbathes in underwear, cocktail in hand. Bob awkward in rolled-up overalls. Bob: SO… STOCKHOLM SYNDROME? Elsa: YEP. LIFELONG CASE. Elsa: LET’S GET MARRIED. OPEN A SEAFOOD PLACE. BOB & ELSA’S SEA SHACK.](https://lazysoci.al/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Ffeddit.nl%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fd0840c19-294b-4a67-8eac-3725108300ce.webp&format=webp)
cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/32088286
This is a long one. I hope Lemmy can display it properly.

‘LOVE PROTOCOL’


cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/31664934
Dealing with your new partner’s pet. 🤷♂️

I agree. Sometimes I just want to tell a little story. 😌

Good. I’ll keep drawing them then. ✍️😃

That’s how I roll. ➿😎

That will be the sequel. 😉

“Tallmart - high quality, low prices.” 😎

‘THE MANAGING’


cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/31229529
It’s spring time at the Customer Service desk. 😉

That is some severely forced perspective. 😯



Maybe the clit is the friends we meet along the way. 😉

‘RICH SOIL’


cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/30829597

‘EXTREME GOURMET’

![Panel 1: A group of people steps out of a time machine labeled "Aeon Time Travel Tours." The leader says, "Well, here we are. The Archean Eon." The travelers react with amazement. "Wow." "Amazing." Panel 2: The leader warns, "Stay close together. Watch your step." A man and a woman giggle as they put on bibs, preparing for something. Panel 3: The leader adds, "And don’t touch anything." The man and woman excitedly reach into their inner pockets and exchange eager looks. "Ready?" the man asks. "Yip," the woman responds. Panel 4: The man and woman run away from the group, giggling, with spoons in hand. In the background, the leader and the rest of the group look on. "Hey!!!" the leader shouts. Panel 5: The leader yells, "Stop eating the primordial soup!!!" The man and woman are happily scooping and eating from a small pool of the ancient, life-giving liquid. [SCHLURP SCHLURP SCHLURP] "Hmmm. Umami," the man comments. "Scrumptious," the woman adds.](https://lazysoci.al/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Ffeddit.nl%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F80ab41b3-4605-4ad1-a201-0abd2591b5aa.webp&format=webp)
cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/29548198
Ever wonder what it tasted like? 😋

‘A LONG ONE’


cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/29172770
Ever had diarrhea at work? 😖

‘MISSED IT’ (with ‘forever alone guy’ Joseph Erkhoff)



‘BLUE GALAXY’


cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/28369366
Spiraling is universal. 🙄

‘DESERT BULLIES’


cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/27594928
Animals can be so cruel. 😶

‘LEAVING’


cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/27101483
Quitting as loud as possible is also an option. 😎

‘RANDOM FLUFF #84’


cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/26735766
Still truth in advertising, I suppose.

‘SIGNS OF INFLUENCE’


cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/25778544
When an influencer doesn’t “read” the “signs”... 😉😏

‘HOLY COW’


cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/23603408
This is the dumbest comic I have ever made. 😶